okay mario, we will be right back! me n our other guest lulu, whom u have already met from last time you stayed at the motel park n bark, just have to put on our costumes and the worldwide premiere of me n duk duk's new play, "the pirate, the princess, the dragon, and plenty of snackies - a play in three courses as told by one very awesome and very hungry pirate", will begin in five minutes! in the meanwhile, please enjoy this bugs bunny cartoon that we will play for u on the ipad and if duk duk can get u a pre-play apooperitif or some fancy cheezy poof n salmon kibble poop d'ouvres, just let him know, okay?? okay, we will be right back.
oh, and hee hee, do not poop anywhere i would not poop! which u know, really means u can poop practically anywhere here at the motel park n bark, especially when it is wet outside. although, i see you would be pooping in your own bowl of water so maybe that is not the best idea if u want to see our play clearly. so maybe if i were u i would hold it. or skip the cheezy poof n salmon kibble poop d-ouvres, cuz, they're tasty going in thru the front but mighty wicked on the back end if u know what i mean.
okay, c u in a few minutes!!
say what? but lulu, what do u mean u do not want to be the princess in our premier pirate princess dragon and plenty of snackies play for mario? i am supposed to be the pirate because i am a boy and i have way more experience. well, okay, i would have more experience f it wasn't so hot this summer and mom would not let me n duk duk go pirate the seven seas. and besides, we just told our very important guest that our play will be on in five minutes and this is the world wide premiere and everyone knows princesses are always girls and ... oh pleeeeeze play the princess, wontchoo? just look at all the wonderful things chocobot and lil pink puppy made for the princess to wear!
sigh. okay, u r the guest and the show must go on. let's get dressed and go see mario...
"but soft, what stink thru yonder window wafts? it is my poop, and this hungry pirate has come to take me and my dragon away..." :)