well, mom, maybe if you and dad loaned me and duk duk the money now, we could buy our walrus and keep him in the bathtub until we are finished digging a hole big enough for him to live in the backyard. i am pretty sure we would pay you back in only six easy monthly installments, four if you do not mind receiving part of the payback in a mix of poopie snake annuities and glitter bars. and besides, nobuddy is using the hall bath anyways. we would not even know he was here. :) :)
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That sounds like a mighty fine deal Baxter. And like you said, nobody is using that bathtub anyways.
Let us know if she takes the deal!
Hugs,
Lily Belle & Muffin
Oh my goodness Baxter with those eyes of yours I'd loan you the money for two Walruses so that they can play together in the bath while waiting on your super duper hole being finished. Let me know your paypal account number :-)
Lots of love
Hoomum to Miss Ivy Menace and Cheeky Charlie
I bet that walrus can make some very impressive poopie snakes - you might be able to supersize your annuity payments to shorten the term. I'm guessing that after the first installment of walrus poopie snake payments, mom and dad might not want any more.
well lily belle, i have to do a budget and a benefit cost analysis so if u think of any more benefits in having a walrus other than it would b super cool, please let me know, ok? :)
hee hee well miss gail, i am hoping to find a place that accepts monkey chow as payment for a walrus otherwise i would totally take u up on the paypal :)
Ooooh! Very good point miss bludog. And I bet his first poopie snakes would be the stinkiest because of the fish n all, so it would be like triple credit bonus points!! :)
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