Wednesday, May 11, 2011

jour d'hier

dear diaree,
i am writeeng to you today eeen zee frencsh accent  because you see my day might sound a leetle more, how u say, interesting. because realleee, most of zee day i tried to bark at zee mister tastee ankles and heez elper but zey did not leesten and so zere vas not much to do except be sneakeee and zen zee lunch time rolled ah-round and i did not care ah-nee zee-more about anzeetheengk except zee nap and tummy tanning.

eet eez a shame zat zee duk duk vas not ere becauze togezer we might ave impressed zem with some mime like we learned on ze you tube and maybee zen zey would give us delicious snackees.  ah vell, zere eez always tomorrow. until zen, i suppose i vill study ze frencsh language more becauze i do not believe zees frensch cheat sheat duk duk gave me eez veree accurate.

auf wiedervoir!
b. :)

17 comments:

M.A said...

ooohhh look at those floors! oooohhh look at Baxters tanned tummy!!! I likes what I see! And the french accent isn't too shabby either!

Daphne said...

auf wiedervoir! Daphne loves the French twist!

Auf Wiedersehen! LIttle German Dog.

You are soooo cute.

oxox,
Daphne

Kerri said...

Wow, that's an awesome spy hidey-hole, B!

Agnes B. Bullock said...

We remember well last year when What's Her Name and Dad had the downstairs floors done- tile in the kitchen and foyer and laminate in the living room and dining room. What a mess! But, Ginger found yet another boyfriend! Tell your Mom that we finally found Innova at PetSmart and we loves it! What's Her Name squeed when she saw it on Saturday and she mixed a small bag in with the rest of our kibble!

HH and The Boys said...

Wow... that floor is looking great. You're gonna love it, Baxter.

pawhugs, Max

Anonymous said...

Arrgghh!!!

Tummy tanning???!!! Baxter - tell your mom it's time to use some SPF!

Your doggie dermatologist--

Sio

kalyxcorn said...

hee hee, miss mary anne, zanksshou! :)

alo meez daffneee, ah do not know ow much longerrr ah can keep zees up becauze my mom told me not to do eet aneezemore unt zoon she vill be ere unt - uh oh, i do beleeeve she eez coming - hassenpfefferdoodley-doo! :)b

yes, miss kerri, the holes in my floor are the very best part! i sure hope they stay there and we leave them uncovered! :)

oooh. mom would love tile in the kitchen too but it was just too much to do. maybe one day! oh and i am glad to hear innova is at petsmart! innova had been recently bought out i think if i remember what my mom read to me in the whole dog journal so we will be keepign tabs just to make sure they are still as wonderful as ever. :)

i sure hope so max! :)

whoopsie. miss siol my mom wanted to put it on me but do not worry because i only tummy tanned for like a couple of minutes because the guys came back and well u see it was very sawdusty out back and next thing u know i am on my kitty perch. but this year mom got me spf 45 - which i hope tastes a lot like fish because u know me and the fishy food. so tasty! :)

Bludog said...

Ein deutscher Hund sollte Deutsch sprechen. Ja. Sie erzählen den duk. DEUTSCHE - nicht DUKSTCHE!

PS - we have Innova at our house too.

firstyouleap said...

Lovin' the floors! Jeeves and I are both seriously sun sensitive--Parasols and sunscreen all around. BTW, there are now good 50+ ss for the face which can be good if you have a delicate tummy (or face!) Melinda and the coy boy

kalyxcorn said...

senora bludog, yo puedo hablar en muchas idiomas pero no puedo hablarlos muy bien. mi madre cree que yo veo demasiado television, pero me gusta ver Univision despues de scooby doo porque me gusta mis telenovelas! y despues, me gusta ver Jacques Torres porque el hombre cocine con chocolate! y, despues, me gusta ver Hogans Heroes, donde yo aprendo todo que se de aleman! ¿Quién sabe cómo hacer un acento sobre el teclado?:)

oooh, miss melinda, i will tell mom! how is jeeves feeling 2day? :)

Alicia said...

Zoot alors!! Everybody is speaking in tongues!

The tummy tan and floors look really great. Happy day!

kalyxcorn said...

hee hee, miss alicia, with the AC guy here right now it's all about speakin in tail and bark!! :)

firstyouleap said...

Thanks for asking about my under the weather boy. The anti-inflammatory definitely helps him. Yesterday and today it is suddenly in the 80's outside! So he would be slower anyway. We are heading out again in about an hour and I'll see if he has more stamina for a walk.
I actually think that the pain med has had the most positive affect which concerns me a bit in finding the ultimate cause of this. One day at a time.

Anonymous said...

Love the accent, Baxter! It totally rocks! ;) And those floors look awesome - I bet you love 'em. :)

Lorenza said...

Hi, Baxter!
I don't know much about accents... but sure it was a busy day at your home!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

Melinda said...

Thank you for always putting a smile on my face. I think we could all learn a lot if we approached life as dogs do! :)

kalyxcorn said...

aw man i am missing like half my comments including my one in spanish! oh well...