dear diary,
well no luck yesterday with catching a unicorn and there are only six more days til unicorn appreciation day so we are hoping to catch our unicorn by switching out the bait. only me, mom, duk duk, and lil pink puppy all had their own opinion about what the unicorn might like so we decided why not let him choose and voila, here is our new and bountiful smorgasbord bait plate of unicorn goodies!
hee hee, i sure hope the unicorn enjoys the things we have chosen for him - can u guess who put down what and why? i will give some hints. one of us thinks that unicorns are a lot like horses and so they might like vegetables. one of us thought that he might like anchovies and if he doesn't that is fine too cuz that would be more for that person. one of us thought it would be good if the unicorn had to take his time opening a can then that would give us more time to catch him and well, if he it going to open a can it may as well be beans beans cuz then he can also be in our musical foofie contest. and one of us didn't really understand what we were doing and so they wanted to put their toy bunny on the plate and we let them because sometimes it is just easier.
oh, and after eatin all that? we all agreed on the breath mints. for the unicorn's sake and ours.
anyhoo i must take our plate now and set up our trap like we learned in pup scouts with a stick n string n everything. boy sure hope the unicorn will fit under the rubbermaid i am going to use - it is the biggest box we have!
toodley-doo!
b. :)
11 comments:
thank you baxter for letting mom and my day start with a big laugh! i think you had really good ideas and hoope the trap works! good luck my friends!
dachshund kiss kiss
Oh Baxter, guess what? We got a whole bookshelf full on all kinds of unicorns. They must like it there cause they been there for years and have never strayed off. They are Mommies favorites. If you don't trap one Mommy will let you have one of ours. It m ight like a change of pass.
{{{huggies}}}....Mona & Weenie
We like your thinking Baxter. Very well reasoned. But that looks like a tummy ache on a plate, and nobody likes a tummy ache.
We think unicorns would like milkbones and carrots, and that would create foofies too!
Little pal,
Oskar
Wow... can't wait to find out if you cant the unicorn. Great enticements...
Good Luck, Max
Hi Baxter!
My mom and I looooove your(!?) unicorn photo!!!
How cute!
Kisses
Matilda
hee hee you and your mom r welcome any time pia! today i must reset the trap because mom did not want to trip over the string when she watered the plants outside. boo hoo now we will have to hope the unicorn knocks the boz over on himself unlesss we can get our booby trap plans to work!
oh miss mona n weenie n mommy too, thank u so much - we may have to take u up on your offer at the rate we ar going!! but do any of your books say what unicorns really love to eat or do? because if this does not work we might have to try something else 2morrow but i do not know if mom is going to buy a honey baked ham like we want her to.
hee hee i sure hope the unicorn likes at least sOMETHIng from the plate max!!
thank u matilda! hopefully we can replace it with a real unicorn picture soon! :) :)
Lol ~ well, I guess I've never really given much thought to what a unicorn would eat! Boring old grass is probably what I would have said anyway...nope, change that to rainbow jellybeans! Somehow that just fits! Good luck with the food choices, maybe after jellybeans, real beans are a close second! ;)
Looks like a great plan!
Let us know if it worked, ok?
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza
Wow, that's definitely a smorgasbord, Baxter. I hope you can lure in a unicorn for Unicorn Appreciation Day! Because out of that variety, SOMETHING's bound to work. ;)
Auntie Keren sings:
Beans, Beans, the musical fruit.~
The more you eat, the more you toot.~
The more you toot, the better you feel.~
So eat more beans at every meal!~
Girl Scouts ROCK ON!!
(And my verify word is: SOMORSE! WAY COOL!!!)
oooh miss simply smitten, my dad has hot tamales - do u think that might work??
lorenza & miss taylor lynn, boo hoo so far still no luck!!!
hee hee miss keren i love that poem! would it be true for jelly beans u think? cuz if so i am so buyin some for us all to share!! :) :)
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