Monday, December 19, 2011

missed opportunity






dear diary,
yesterday i went with mom and dad to the flea market and we had a swell time only i was so busy barking at other dogs and sniffing the floor for popcorn that me forgots to christmas shop for duk duk, chocobot, and lil pink pupppy.  which is kind of a bummer because i knew exactly what i wanted to get all of them and now my opportunity is gone since next weekend u know is christmas.  but lucky 4 me mom said i could shop thru her crafty studio and all the stuff she got at thifty stores and maybe this week while lil pink puppy is in after school dance and chocobot is in princess n me and duk duk is hanging with his cousins i might could make something for all of them.  which sounded really fun because i think i know exactly what i want 2 make too.  but sorry i cannot tell u because it is a secret.

anyhoo, i hope u r having a wonderful monday and diary, if u happen to find a used rocket engine and some scrap metal and an easy-weld welder for canines on craigslist please let me know okay?

toodley doo!
b. :)

12 comments:

Jane said...

Baxter, I am glad that your mom is going to help you out with your gifts for your special friends. I bet you had fun at the flea market even though you didn't get to shop for gifts.

HH and The Boys said...

Yikes... welding... what are you making? Shhhhhh.... I won't tell them.

pawhugs, Max

Anonymous said...

Mr B -- We suggest for your present to lil pink puppy that you have his ear mended!! Sheesh - it's been chewed on long enough! :)

Ike, Otto, and Linus

Keren Hening said...

"Yeah, reconstructive surgery (Auntie Keren sayz not to call it plastic surgery!) for lil pink puppy sounds about rite. An' NASA Greenbelt is just 1/2 hour down I-95, so maybe there's a used rocket engine on craig's list. I'll check it out. What's the maximum weight ur pedal car can hold?" Guinness

Bludog said...

Ya mean they're not getting super poopie snakes?!?!

Pretty Nelli said...

i'm having a great monday! say thanks to your mom, my hat arrived today and it fits perfectly. my mom says she will take photographs soon.

Alicia said...

Maybe you need to ask Santa for an opposable thumb for Christmas so that you can weld more efficiently.

Just sayin...

Oskar

SassySashadoxie said...

I see big plans for your gift giving. But, if it requires welding. Perhaps, maybe think a wee bit smaller. Sasha's Mommy.

Sasha here, I likes the way you think. I here NASA is not using some space shuttles anymore. Maybe, you can get someone from there to loan you one of the old ones.

Agnes B. Bullock said...

Defnitely check out NASA's website- maybe Grumman and Lockheed- they made space stuff too!

Grumman should have spare Top Gun parts for an F14 for you!

Jasper + Amy said...

I agree with Miss Bludog... they're not getting poopie snakes???

Oh well, I'm sure whatever you come up with will be AWESOME!! Good Luck:)

Dachshund Nola said...

It'll be great!!! But the last bit kinda scares me! Be carful Baxter!
Dachshund Nola

kalyxcorn said...

oh yes miss jane but we did not stay nearly long enough!! :)

me cannot say yet bcuz me haven't found my welder max!!:)

but miss siol, i am only allowed to use mom's serger and this is totally a paw sew operation and i have not yet earned that badge in pupscouts. :o

well guinness and miss agnes and sasha, i do not know in pounds but i know my pedal car can hold four duks, a unicorn, a lil pink puppy and me. a rocket engine is not much heavier than that right? otherwise how would it send things 2 the moon? i must checky that nasa thing! :)

yippeee!me so happy pretty nelli!!! :) i wanted to send u a snackie too but i was not sure if customs would not be happy about it and then they might confiscate your package n boo hoo what fun is that?

oh oskar, u have no idea how long i have wanted an opposable thumb, but in a pinch i think a monkey will do. maybe i should add that to my list. but this time a work monkey, not a space monkey. space monkeys like to hog the wii and say they need to so they can practice working the space ship controls. i say they're full of monkeychow.

hee hee, i will try dachshund nola!! :)

miss bludog and miss amy, u have no idea how badly i wanted to give all of them super poopie snakes, but alas mom will not let me put them under the tree on account of them, well, u know, bein stinky.