toyfriend club

hee hee, o i like monkey chow too - in fact we all do!  i am so happy miss bludog sent u to us, mister rainbow manhands, and very glad to hear u want to join our toyfriend club. sorry for the delay, my associate duk duk will be here any minute so we can start our interview. but in the meantime i would be happy to give you a peek at our priceless poopie snake coll-  oh wait, excuse me, i think my mom is calling -

i'll be right there mom - me and duk duk just have to do something real quick and then i can help set the table for dinner!

that was my mom.  i think u will like her very much but just remember,  toyfriend club is secret so you must never say anything. although, i think she's starting to suspect something with all the fluff she's been finding on the floor lately so we really must be better about cleaning up after our, um, meetings.  and just be careful about what u roll in because if it smells too good she will give u a bath and make u all stinky and then you will have to sleep in the toy box til u air out cuz none of us really like that purple flower stink.  oh, and speaking of things not to do, never ever, under no circumstances should you ever -

oh good duk duk 's here!  mister rainbow manhands, duk duk.  duk duk, mister rainbow manhands. okay, now let's see, you have a squeaky, right? check!   and you're stuffed with fluff?  check! okay you pass but now we need to really get down to brass poops.  now the first rule of toyfriend club is...

um, i am very sorry but this part is secret so i am going to have to ask for some privacy so that we may admitting mister rainbow manhands to our club.  but do not worry, we will be finished soon and if you would like, on your way out, please check out the supercool new doxie tray that miss bludog got us all the way from venice!!  here - i will show you.

ta daaaa! i told u it was super cool didn't i? i hope u have a super day!  :)

(hee hee - thank you miss bludog for everything in the package you sent - from mister manhands to the tray to the snackies and my luscious long hair fur collar - it is all so wootyful!! :) :)