yippee, boy that was a fun walkie, wasn't it mom n dad? and the best part? it's time for the after treat! whichoo said was going to be a big suprise, right mom? ... oo, i see something shiny - i bet this is it!! o i hope it makes monkey chow smoothies - i am so famished and thirsty!!
(sniff sniff)...(sniff)
hey, this just smells like water...
mom, are you serious? i think other dogs have already licked in here. big dogs maybe even.
maybe even girl dogs,
and i know they have coo -
maybe even girl dogs,
and i know they have coo -
sigh...okay...i will try it.
(lap lap lap)
(crickets chirping)
okay i tasted it. may we please get some k9 krunchy peanut butter gelato now bcuz i hardly think this qualifies as a treat if u know what i mean and my tummy says it needs something to help with the cooties i just know i swallowed :) :)
3 comments:
Baxter, u cracky my mom up! i'm, however, a little worried aboutchoo... i would never drink out of dat thing cuz of all the girl cooties. i hope u r ok bro. do u have dreamz abowt wearing skirts and and makeup and stuffs like dat now? u better tell ur mom or dad right away if it happenz so dey can takey u to da dr, for a antie-dolt. girly cooties are da worstest! ur furiend, Willy
Oh Baxter, don't let Lulu hear you think you got the girl cooties! She won't be happy with that my furend.
How about you just pretend its the fountain of youth!
Hugs,
Lily Belle
hee hee, well willy, i really did not have much choice in the matter but i think i am fine, thanks. it would be nice to de-cootify though - maybe tomorrow during recess i will eat some grass, but not so much that i hurl because i do not want to go home early on account of tomorrow's assembly.
oh lily belle - that makes me wonder...maybe i could just give the cooties to lulu bcuz she would totally know what to do with them! thanks for the lead. :)
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