hmmm, now what? sheesh, duk duk, u would think they would tell u what to do if he doesn't holler, right?
i guess maybe we should ask him if he where he is from and if he would like something to eat cuz we could fix him a delicious monkey chow omelette with hash browned gummy worms and glitter strawberry smoothie! but first, maybe we should find out if he plans to bite us.
mister tiger do you..?
oh snap, i do not think he understands us. i sure wish at least one of us stayed in jungle language arts class instead of us both dropping it for advanced pirating the seven seas. okay, let me see if we can help him understand...
uh, mister tiger? do u speaky english?
maybe espanol?
or dutch?
or deutsche?
or francais??
how about igpay atinlay?
no?? nothing?
oooh, hee hee, i know....(pfweeeet!)
no, u r right, that just stinks.
wait! mister tiger, didjoo just understand what i said? i mean (pfwweeet toot toot tooty tootum pfwee?)
uh huh, yes, yes, i see. no, really? i mean, (toot tooty blap blap buh buh?)
peeee-ew! (poot pootie poot poot!)
yippee! duk duk, go get some more monkey chow chili so me and mister tiger can keep talking, okay?
i am sorry my friends but unless u have a gas mask handy now might be a good time for us to say goodbye because while we are trying to get to know our new tiger, i do not think the air is going to get any less stinkier any time soon if u know what i mean. i hope u have a wonderful wonderful day! :)
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