counting cookies

...three,  four, seven, five, eleventy-two, ninety-zero point oh six, quadruple deuce astro eight, minus two, powerball twelvety nine, twenty-four! 

phew, that was a lot of work but with dad's help mixing and our teamwork rolling and cutting, we made twenty-four peanut butter and banana snackie cookies, duk duk! 

I am so glad our custom 3d printed snackie cutters came in the mail and we could use them now -  when we share our cookies with Santa and his reindeer tonight, there will be no question about who has been good this year and deserves all the presents in this neighborhood! 

what's that duk duk? oh yes I agree to make the cookies easier to cut, when we make the next batch with your name on it we should leave out the big chunks of oatmeal too. just like how it was a really good idea to leave out the parsley from that whole foods biscuit recipe we used because who on earth would want less stinky breath? I mean, if anything, we should be putting monkey chow and fishy bits in them! I bet Santa and his reindeer would really like that - not only would their breath stink but the sleigh would be super nitro monkey chow gas powered! in fact, if Santa himself ate enough of our cookies, he could power the whole sleigh all by himself, and Rudolph and all the other reindeer could stay here and play with us.  but by my calculations, hmmmm, hmmm...he would need...fourquadred, take the threeve and carry the eleventy..he would need five batches of monkey chow cookies. which means not only should your cookies and chocobot's cookies and lulu the tiger's cookies and lil pink puppy's cookies be made with monkey chow and fishy bits, but mine too!  hmmm..hmmm..I guess that means we should really start over but we really should not waste a perfectly good but less gassy batch of cookies..

hee hee, mom, can u please ask dad to start mixing another batch while we start eating this one? :) :)