double trouble

..so that's your mission should you choose to accept it.  are there any questions?

yes,  a similar patch will be provided, and a collar too...

well, you can take my iphoney, but if you lose it, i will pound you. oh, and no prank texting. well, no more than usual.

...our locker number is 341,  combination echo tango delta eleventy psi. but really u should not need to get into it because all we really put in there are our unfinished assignments and we only look at those once a week, maybe every two weeks.

any more questions? 
 
 your payment in gummy worms will be waiting for you upon your return in a pink satchel under the concrete bench in the little misses' play area.

yes mom thinks today is a teacher workday, so if either of you need to reach us, call duk duk's cell. but only for emergencies because me and duk duk will be very busy tomorrow doing nothing.



 say what? oh, thanks duk duk, you're right. there is one thing I forgot to mention and this is the utmost of importance...

do not under any circumstances talk to any girls without first making sure they stand over there..

failure to do so will blow your mission and void our contract.  not to mention you might also get cooties.

and with that, gentlemen, i think it is time for you to get our backpacks and go out to the bus stop! 



























um, why hello mom.  didjoo ever meet our friends, um, paxtor and luk luk?  they were just leaving so there is nothing to see here really. :) :)