Friday, August 15, 2014
the little entrepeneurs: b&d excavation and catering
hee hee, mom, in me and duk duk's poopslist ad, can you please make sure to mention that if anybuddy needs anything else dug, in addition to planting holes and bunny traps, we also dig in-ground duk swimmy pools, cable trenches, dragster runways, and natural walrus habitats? make that last part in bold caps - i think our specialty work will really help set us apart from the competition, dontchoo? oh, and make sure also, that u let them know our quality catering includes free poop mushies on parties of twenty or more when reservations are made three months in advance (except during drought or winter, in which case free poopsicles will be substituted). :)
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We'd like to respond to your poopslist ad Baxter. You see, our neighbor here in NY (who has Pug's and are loud as can be) are adding an in-law unit to their house (which we barked over to them GOOD LUCK, bcuz we know how hard it is to watch over a Grandpa, butt theirs will be a Grandma), anyways, they are in the middle of digging a HUGE hole in their yard and it is really upsetting our deck time and scaring away the chippies and squirrels. Maybe we could hire you to teach them to at least dig a little more quietly or perhaps even just dig the hole for them! Since you require some advance notice, that will give us time to save up some of our treat money so we could pay you. (Mommy said that Monopoly money IS valid at the pet store.)
Hope we can get scheduled in on your soon to be busy calendar.
Hugs,
Lily Belle & Muffin
Baxter, what about if you did a catering clean-up service? You know, cleaning up all the food left behind... ooohhh, think of all the tasty morsels you might find... Jasper says he is more than willing to help you with that business. :)
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