hallo mijn moeder

hee hee, okay duk duk i will do it.  just hurry up n go hide cuz i hear her coming.

 why hallo mijn moeder! i was just coming 2 find u.  my nails feel really long.  would you please trim them for me?

hee hee hee....oh goody! okay, i will just wait here while u go get dad and the nail thingy and the...wait, what???

mom, u do know today is april first, dontchoo??