...and that's my robot chip! i have had it forever now, but it is nice to see it finally in person. the robot chip is pretty much the reason why i am transforming into a wolf but the process still takes a lot of time because the chip works with my body at a subcellular level.
anyhow, u guys wanna see the best part of the bioscan that the
multimaster robot megamonster of doom and destruction took of me before i destroyed it? here, lemme swipe it to the updated graphic i made to take to school today for show n tell.
okay, so, as u might imagine, this scan was being performed just moments before i released the agent brown, and what the robot saw, and what the special doctor mister tushie man ended up seeing, and what i already could feel was..well, i think u can see why the robot singled me out from all those big dopey dogs. cuz, well aside from being perfectly ok and ready for anesthesia should i ever need it for the MRI when the special doctor mister tushie man really thinks i should get it which is not right now...well let's just say we finally have proof positive of what u know i know we all know we know and what we all can now see here...
that's right, there it is my friends, my no-longer-secret agent brown reserve, aka the mega poopie snake. master of olfactory disaster. u can run and u can hide, but u cannot escape, when i let it slide...
hee hee hee! anyhow, the special doctor mister tushie man pretty much admired how big my agent brown reserve was, and dad was like, "yeah he wouldn't poopies before we brought him" and i was like, "yeah dad, u know why now and u can thank me later with a trip to the chikky fila. saved the universe, yo" and then for some reason dad said i was not allowed to watch breaking bad anymore. but anyway, so, yeah. now we just wait and see and hope my neck doesn't flare up or at least if it does then we know we will go ahead with my MRI and then really see if i might need surgery or something. and in the meanwhile i will keep seeing doctor miss erin for my laser therapy and if i can ever calm my inner wolf we will also get me some more massages. oooh - i think i hear the bus coming! time to go!! :) :)
4 comments:
I can see why you startled everyone with Agent Brown, a.k.a. Mega Poopie Snake. On your x-ray it looks like a little magma chamber for a volcano, which I suppose you could say it is. Are you giving this as a show 'n tell at school, Baxter? It's very interesting and informative.
Little Klaus' Mom
Oh WOW B!! That is one MEGA poopie snake!! Isn't it cool to see your insides?!?! I got to see Elliott's a few months ago. He was hoarding a major poopie snake too, but it angled differently cuz his colon is not where it should be. But that's ok!! Cuz he can still release his agent browns just fine!! Glad you're doing well Baxter.
I can't see exactly but it sure looks like your horsey heads are all in a row with spaces. Am I right? I hope you never see that Rushdie man again. Sweet Mr. B.
Silly spellchecker. When am I going to learn???
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