Monday, August 20, 2018

effective immediately


mom, i just wanted to let u know that after last week’s epic cootietastrophe, me and duk duk have decided that my cassie based guest hosting fees will be increasing eleventy-finity fold, not only to cover the rising costs of level 18 decontamination and reconstruction efforts, but also to compensate for the humiliation, suffering, and general malaise experienced during and after said hosting encounters. full payment due in advance, payable either in gummy worms, pb snackies, paypal, refillable debit card, or any combination therein. effective immediately. :)

1 comments:

Anonymous said...

I think you should take another lookie at Cassie....she's very pretty.

Little Wisconsin Klaus (aka "Tundra Dachshund")