Wednesday, August 15, 2018

the great divide


eeeew. cassie, u r doing it again.


i told u, WFSHA cootie transmission prevention regulations clearly state that in situations where a physical barrier cannot be erected, two parties shall maintain a minimum separation distance of no less than 378.093 milimeters. min-i-mum. every time u pant i feel your expanding chest and stinky cootietaminated breath violating my personal space. keep this up and next thing u know, i will be sick for we-...hmmmm....for weeks...


kaaack! kaaack!!!


um, mom, when did u say the first day of school is again?

1 comments:

Anonymous said...

Admit it, Baxter, you are enamored with Cassie. Come on, admit it.
There's nothing wrong with you having an Old English Sheepdog girlfriend. Heck, I'm a mini dachshund and at one time had two girlfriends....a foxy Chihuahua and a beautiful Cairn Terrier. Needless to say, they didn't know about each other.

Little Wisconsin Klaus