okay, okay, mom, sheesh! i get that this is only my second bath of the year and that at least we did it on a nice warm day, but now i stink like purple flowers and for me to be all grooomed and brushy smooth and stuff? that’s like the big red smelly insult cherry on top of a melted cootie poop sundae.
i mean, ima wolf not a schmoopie doopie double dopey labrapoodledoodle. a ferocious wolf. with fangs and claws and wiry fur that’s all messy and bristly, not fancy schmancy or parted funny or anything like that...mom? r u even listening to me?
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The fierce wolf must not smell like a fruitcake!
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