Friday, November 8, 2019

schmoopie doopie double dopey

okay, okay, mom, sheesh! i get that this is only my second bath of the year and that at least we did it on a nice warm day, but now i stink like purple flowers and for me to be all grooomed and brushy smooth and stuff? that’s like the big red smelly insult cherry on top of a melted cootie poop sundae. 

i mean, ima wolf not a schmoopie doopie double dopey labrapoodledoodle. a ferocious wolf. with fangs and claws and wiry fur that’s all messy and bristly, not fancy schmancy or parted funny or anything like r u even listening to me? 


Anonymous said...

The fierce wolf must not smell like a fruitcake!