happy smellentine’s day :)

i know we agreed that if i stood by this eeew word then i would not have to dress up all valentiney goofy floofy but can u please hurry up with the shot already,  mom?  

i mean, seriously, like, i’ve only been standing here for three seconds and already i feel dizzy. and not in a fun fun woozy way but, more like, in a slobbery, cootie contaminated sort of way. 💩