...omg duk duk, sheesh, how many times can i say nopies already? no. n. o. it’s not like we have been over this eleventy zillion times already. what are we, stuck in a jonas kahnwald time bubble? please, spare me the splintering into parallel worlds and agony of infinite déjà vu . n.o. nopies...besides, u know how i feel about it. it’s a visually platitudinous. i mean, visual poopitudinous. look, see how strongly i feel about it? u made me forget to use proper poop grammar. duk duk, we have spent our entire lifetime being original. we are not hacks, duk duk... o come on, sheesh, what’s a wolf gotta do to get some sleep around here?
okay okay, fine, duk duk..,
...u can be the mustard and i’ll be the hot dog in our big blue blankie bun. but come this halloween, i better not hear anything more about it. the last thing we need is to dress up like food for some big dopey dog to chomp on.
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Oh Baxter you and duk duk look so cute together on your bun blanket. Duk duk seems to have a rather bad injury on his side though. What do you know about this?
Oh, Baxter! It appears that you and duk duk have had another physical altercation. Please remember, guys, violence does not solve anything.
Little Wisconsin Klaus' mom, Krista
I am singing "The Wolf the duck and the big blue bun..." now.
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