magnum poop eye :)

mom, i am telling u, i totally smell it. someone pooped right here. in  the  street. i mean, there is perfectly good grass right over there, so why would anyone do that?? not only does pooping on a hard surface increase the potential for shape distortion, but i believe it also indicates our mystery pooper exhibits poopiopathic tendencies. this pooper is reckless, or cold and calculating. or maybe both…