Monday, November 8, 2021

secretaries of the treasury

hee hee, no, u stink more, duk duk! no wait, i mean i stink more! u? no, i stink more!  hee hee, no, i stink more! 



okay, can we just agree to disagree because we really need to finish this before mom gets home and finds out we used her printer again without asking. i mean, seriously, how can she think that projects like this are a waste of toner? this is probably like, the most genius and mature thing we have ever come up with, really, what with this paper currency being the ultimate representation of a fungible, fiscally responsible financial system, backed by gummy worms. which are probably like, the most stable valuable commodity like, ever really. this money, our money, will be more valuable than gold. more valuable than kibble. more valuable than - dare i say it? even more valuable than poopie snakes. waste of toner indeed! why, when we are done printing our money, we can buy mom even more toner than she ever needed! that’s the power of gummy worms, yessiree. 



hee hee, what’s that, duk duk? o yeppies, let’s print a zillion more sheets before she gets home so we can be gazillionaires. :)  








3 comments:

Brian said...

Good stinking, I mean thinking Baxter this makes you a power broker! Who knew it was that easy, enjoy your wealth.

Anonymous said...

Baxter -- you're a genius! A currency backed by gummy-worms!

Anonymous said...

Hmmmmm.....it appears two little mischievous minds are up to no good.

Krista