happy smellentines day :)

what? u mean these valentines we made for school? well, they are on the floor because that way nobuddy will want to eat them besides me and duk duk, really. now can we please go, mom, and get this day over with? it is bad enough u r making us go without our super hyper atmos filtration cootie contamination suits - when me and duk duk come back from school we are going to have to spend, like, every night for the next eleventy zillion days in the poopta tank. and with spring almost around the corner, me and duk duk have tons of work to do setting up the new wing of our poopie museum. which we would not have had to do had u and dad not decided we had to move it so u could plant more plants. the sunlight was half the reason we chose the spot in the first place. nothing smells better than the hot rays of - what? what’s on our valentines?? um..

nothing, mom…

hee hee, well, okay. nothing u would not already expect from us.  now may we please go? this funny will not last forever and we need to give them out before the principal comes to school. :)