hee hee, um, well, u see, mom, to stay as stealthy and as nimble as possible, a real wolf must remain nakey. ipso facto no more tagso. i really think this nakey look suits me, dontchoo think? this way, i can sneak up would be robbers, or hamburgulars, or duk duk, or anyone really. it is practically foolproof, really. seriously i am so stealthy now that .. wait, what? clicking? my nails? but that’s only on the kitchen fl- smelling? me?? from a mile away?? hee hee well u might have a point there but seriously i do not see how that means … no, mom, i may be nakey but…
mom, this does not mean i need a bath or pawdicure. wolves are stealthy and they never get either. mom? mom!!
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"Live by the toot, die by the toot" the ancient wolves used to say.
But nakey is a very good look for you.
Let it all hang out Baxter!
So adorable. I agree with you, Baxter that dachshunds must remain stealthy; and my dachshund Pip agrees about baths and especially pawdicures!
The dreaded bath time is here! At least the fierce wolf can bite the bubbles!
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