happy smellentine’s day :)

mom, what do u mean sell it more? a wolf is making the best face he can given the circumstances of this quote unquote, holiday. i mean, seriously why would anyone encourage all this kissy kissy stuff? everybuddy knows that’s how u get cooties. and the smelly flowers and the poison chocolate?  valentine’s day isn’t a holiday, it’s a dangerday. okay r we done here bc me and duk duk still need to put out the barbed wire and poopie traps in case u know who tries to come over and give us a u know what.