hee hee, i guess we can do the full body wrap, but when u get 2 my head, be sure to use extra conditioner on my ear flappies because my mom likes them puppy smooth. hee hee, and i do, too. o, and remember, little miss julia, what happens at the ferocious wolf salon stays at the feeocious wolf salon. :)
hee hee, thank u for working wolf patrol with me today, little miss julia. with duk duk visiting his cousins before school starts, hardly anybuddy else can really appreciate the intense preparation, vigilance, and patience required to protect our lands.
yessir, keeping post is a sacred duty and honor, upheld by years of tradition and fealty. us wolves and falcons, and honorary wolves, do more than just protect our lands, really. we let mom know when packages arrive, we scare off bunnies and other ferocious predators, why, we even keep traffic flowing smoothly and efficiently by discouraging loitering by pedestrians and vehicles both large and small. we cover it all really, using sophisticated visual and tactical and even aural techniques to ensure a successful outcome. and it pays pretty well, too, like a snackie an hour if u play your cards ri— ooo ooo! pew eeew no sniff back ten o’clock, agent brown landmine activation times two - unsuspecting pedestrian duo with stroller. double points award category eleven o niner, poop smear and skid marks!
hee hee hee, yessssss! i cannot wait to tell duk duk when he gets home. :)
um, mom, what do u mean school starts in two weeks? me and duk duk have not even finished making our summer fun list yet, much less order all the parts for our hovercraft.
um, mom, sorry 2 bother u, but based on my calculations and the current air flow speeds in this part of the house, u have exactly three point one four one eight seconds after this conversation to put your gas mask on. for, um, no particular reason really. but, i would totally put it on if i were u. :)
unable to speak out loud lest he scare away the prize he and his vest toyfried spied beneath them, the little dachshund gleefully thought to himself, hee hee hee, only three more days of putting out carrots, then we suspend our anvil and klonk! bunny pancakes for breakfast :)
ooooOOOOooooooooOOOOoooo!
this element of our top secret makey for this year’s summer fart fair is turning out even better than me and duk duk ever imag— uh-oh, mom, it smells so deli- mom,i do not think i can ..u better..the wolf ...
rawwwwwwwwwr!!
mom, thank u for telling me how much u love me all the time by, u know, kissing me on the forehead and stuff like that but, well..do u think maybe u can try showing me in snackies, too? :)
mom, what with my fur and all getting wolfier every day...well, do u think my ears will finally start getting pointy any time soon? :)
mom, do u think u can be busy somewhere else at 2 pm today because, well, um, i cannot say really :)
hee hee, do not worry, mom, if u would just open the door for me, i am pretty sure me and my wolf legs
can catch up to that bunny in no time. and then, chomp!! :)
well, i guess maybe that would work, dad...
...but me and duk duk were thinking instead of sparklers, we would put chocobot’s uknowwhat in our trebuchet and poof! shiny sparkle everywhere!! :)
..i can too. can. can. can. can. can. can 2. can..can can can can can. oh wait, maybe you’re..wrong! nopies i totally can. can too. can with a capital can. let’s see, what day is today again? o that’s right, it’s not friday, it’s can-toosday! hmm, is it time for lunchy lunch yet cuz i sure go for a giant can-toona sandwich right about now. can. totally can. can times infinity. can times a million infinity!
duk duk, how is it possible that we are even having this conversation right now when u know i am right?
fine. but i am going to need mom to help so let me ask her.
mom, can u please hold a match up to my butt so i can prove to duk duk that i can breathe fire?
hee hee, do not worry, mom, i can finish this corn all by myself :)
gee mom, that is a toughie...
i mean, it could have been anybuddy really...a ferocious walrus, or a ferocious hippo...maybe a ferocious buffalo? ...or maybe even a ferocious manatee because even though they are not normally found this far north, i hear their migration patterns have been evolving, what with the changes in water temperature and all.
but nopies, sorry, mom, i have no idea who might have accidentally chomped on your rawhide hammer. but if i see anything or anyone suspicious, i will be sure to let u know :)
...bigger......bigger.....wider.....longer..o and more dramatic shading like pretty much everywhere really...
okay, now pointier, and glintier...
..hee hee hee. hmmm, well it sort of looks right but hmmmm...
mom, would it help if maybe i just showed you?
see? u want to draw him ferocious, like this - rawwwwr!! :)
as he spied the little puffs of smoke and fire poofing out of the magnificent beast before him, the ferocious little wolf could not believe his luck. the battle would be fierce, he knew. and it would take forever, as dragon skin was practically impenetrable. but little wolf was confident that the day would be his, and that all the scars and wounds would be worth it, for he would finally know the taste of pink dragon meat. :)
