dear diary,
after finally collecting several years worth of data, i am fairly certain that the tushie man does not know how to read. and that is all i really want to say about that now. bc despite making yet another and very clearly worded sign, u can pretty much guess what happened👉😱z
anyhoo, i hope u have a wonderful weekend.
toodleydoo!
b :)
eeeeeEEEEEeeeeEeeeeek! hey, that’s MY bowl!! no touchy, no touchy, cassie! SHEESH. can’t a wolf even have a little time to decompress after he gets home from a long day of not listening in school? ay yi yi. now i gotta waste a whole month’s worth of gummy worms just to send my bowl thru the hydrosonic decootaminator like a zilloon times. arrrrrrgh. seriously cassie if u would just learn - ugh, u are not even listening! moooom?
mom, i cannot believe i am asking this, but...if this cassie coming over thing is going 2 keep being a habit, are there any after school programs that u can at least temproarily enroll me and duk duk into? i mean, like, even for math or reading or something??
hee hee, do not worry, mom. i can protect u wherever u go, just by standing with u here between your legs, like this. :)
hee hee, hurry, dad! chocobot says at the end of every double rainbow lives a dragon that foofies gumdrops and poops gummy worms!! :)
What happens when a certain little wolf decides on his own to turn his first day of calendar photo shoots into a free for all comedy hour? Pretty much this really. :) #comedygold
hee hee, okay i will b right there, mom. just as soon as dad finishes massaging my ferocious shoulders. :)
um, well, i guess u could say me and duk duk are still here at home and not in school because, well...because today is a school holiday. for, um, just wolves and falcons. and we forgot 2 tell u because...well, because it is a really new school policy that they only decided yesterday. u know, just to give the kids a break from all that ferociousness. and...as for our spiderman ps4 game and gummy worm super mega pantry order that was just delivered, it is just a coincidence, really. because me and duk duk were just getting ready to ask u if we could help u with chores today. u know, because we are home and all. well, i mean we can start helping just after duk duk comes back from wherever he went which i am sure has nothing to do with anything really. so, um, yeppies, that is pretty much it. can i get u some monkey chow tea or anything? :)
“o yes, mother,” the little wolf promised, “as a bona fide ferocious wolf, i promise not to chomp your delicious banana when u r not looking. wolf’s honor and everything! please, feel free to read your book.”
no sooner than his mother start reading did the little wolf giggle as he drew air through his gills and opened his mouth wide to reveal not one nor two but three rows of razor sharp teeth. besides, he thought gleefully to himself as took a giant chomp, everybuddy knows that sharks like bananas.
(sniff sniff)...(sniff sniff sniff sniff).......(sniff)...(sniff sniff)...
hee hee hee. yeppies, duk duk, pretty sure things definitely smell worse here on the inside. :)
hee hee, sorry for wiggling so much doctor miss erin - the new zippy zappy zip zapper tickles!
hee hee, mom, what with us being so luckee with the hurrycane and all, and well, we have been cooped up 4 so long, do u think maybe me and dad can go to the mickey me midnitey nite drive thru for some frenchy fries? :)
hee hee, okay, mom, from all the way up there on the ladder, am i still ferocious? :)
...eighteen, nineteen, twenty. okay. lessee, so if that’s twenty..multiply by four...take the integral...partial derivative...eleventy ten take the two carry the nine...
mom, to satisfy a wolf’s ferocious daily calorie requirements, i am pretty sure i am going to need at least infinity cubed more pieces of kibble. :)
a whole week’s worth?? dad, i’m pretty sure mom meant that to be a single wolf sized serving of chunky chicken. :)
hee hee hee, they’re coming! okay cassie, remember - if anybuddy asks, your name is george and u r not playing because u r a magic dragon who temporarily lost his powers and got stuck in a dopey big dog suit. and then u excuse yourself and say u have 2 stand over there so u do not accidentally set anyone on fire. o,and, most importantly, what do u need 3 remember? do not talk about uknowwhat club.
and the happy little wolf chomped and chomped, until finally, his tummy was a big and round as the delicious watermelon he had just eaten. :)
hmmm, note 2 self, proceed with xtreme caution...cassie? (sniff)...
(sniff sniff sniff)
hmmm, well whodathunkit...
mom, i think the smell from the guess whose foofie game me and duk duk were playing upstairs wafted down and knocked cassie out cold. :)
um, mom, when i said i needed a new thinking cap for school this year, i am pretty sure that does not mean a thinking tiara.
