a day at the creek :)

cmon, duk duk, hurry. what? no, i packed our lunchy lunch already....a bucket of gummy worms and some chicken chips. what? well i understand chickens are related but u know i know we both know that it is either chicken chips or falcon duk wings if u know what i mean so just get your feather butt over here before mom finds - 

o, hello, mom. what’s that? o, nothing really.  me and duk duk were thinking we might goto the creek today. well, i mean, i know i get to stay home from school because of my stitches and all, but that does not really mean i have to stay home, does it? :)

put a socky on it :)

well, i guess i understand because it is very difficult to not even think about licking it, what with it being right there and all. but..

instead of christmas stripes, do i think i can have a socky that looks like a ferocious dragon’s foot instead? 

dear diary :)

dear diary,

i know it has been forever since i have written u but now that i am home from school for  the next few days while i am healing from by bump removals and teeth cleaning , it seems like a good time to catch up. first off, unlike my uncle fritz who had ten teeth removed during his cleaning, i did not need any ferociousness removed all. but the tushie man did remove eight bumps, most of which were dermoids and stuff but two were sent off for histopoopology. so, crossing fingers and toes on that. but anyhoo, i am feeling pretty fine now, though let’s not tell mom or dad bc the extra snackies have been outstanding. well, except the extra piece of chicken that dad gives me with every meal. it tastes a little sospechoso. but i eat it anyway bc, u know, chicken. and, let’s face it, there’s probably a pill in there. 🙄. i figure i may as well eat it bc if i don’t and i spit out the pill, they just make me eat pill anyway and the second time there is no delicious chicken coating, just a thick slathering of bitter disappointment. 

later this week after the tile man is finished with our bathroom and i can take a break from wolfing, i am hoping i can get mom 2 take some pictures of me for halloween . my stitches are outstandingly rawwr, if i do say so myself. and yes i have not been licking them. well, mostly. which thankfully qualifies me for  no cone necessary status. 

um, lessee, what else? o i am very grateful for all my family and friends who have been thinking and praying and vibing for me and left comments and suchy such on the interweb. 

i read them at nitey nite in bed but have not had a chance 2 comment yet on all of them, mostly because yesterday on our first full day off from school me and duk duk used up all our internet allowance time watching old bugs bunny cartoons and researching level eleventy poop shape making techniques. 

so, yeppies, diary, that’s about it for now bc i see now that all the waiting i’ve been currently doing for mom and dad to come to bed is now over. and with that, i must bid u a fond

toodleydoo!

b. :) 

not just another manic monday

just remember, mom,  after all this u promised me the biggest strawberry ever. and if i have 2 wear a cone, then i get the second and third largest strawberries too, plus the new trebuchet that me and duk duk want, plus no visits from cassie for like, three months. and , also maybe a new bouncy fun house with four turrets and two slidey slides on either side. :)

good vibes for monday :)

well, i guess even duk duk noticed that one of my ferocious wolf bumps has gotten kind of big rather rapidly recently ... so...if u and the tushie man think so, i guess we can remove them...

but, well, mom...if u cannot go back with me,  can i at least take duk duk so he can make sure the tushie man does not remove any more ferociousness than he has to?

none shall pass

 

o i cannot wait to how things are progressing with - uh-oh, i guess this means none shall pass...

hee hee, except for ferocious wolves!

b is for bathroom

well, do u think the bathroom demo will be very loud today because me and duk duk have a toy- i mean an important meeting planned for after school today. 

happy smellentine’s day :)

i know we agreed that if i stood by this eeew word then i would not have to dress up all valentiney goofy floofy but can u please hurry up with the shot already,  mom?  

i mean, seriously, like, i’ve only been standing here for three seconds and already i feel dizzy. and not in a fun fun woozy way but, more like, in a slobbery, cootie contaminated sort of way. 💩

the stinker :)

hee hee, o. m. g...

mom, don’t look now, but i think that statue is p o o p i n g :) 

outside voice :)

hee hee, mom, i said...can we please strap this thing onto the roof of our car and take it home with us?

stink not, waste not

well, i was stinking i mean thinking maybe instead of throwing them away, well maybe if i ate my fishy snackies outside, it would not matter if it made my u know whats overactive and, u know, p-eeeeeewy.  :) 

magnanimous

with the undeniable signs of an early spring warming the air, the little dachshund shed his down puffy jacket and happily skipped as he walked,  his shadow jauntily bobbing up and down while an invisible trail of tiny poots  silently pooted from his hiney with every bouncy bounce of his paws upon the pavement.

hee hee, the little dachshund thought proudly to himself. being so small and ferocious, and so often out of gummy worms, there were few things he thought he could do in this world to help make it a better place. but on pretty days like today, at least he could make it a smellier place. :) 

stinkfalcon day

okay, mom, we’ll be leave in just a couple seconds. i am watching duk duk lock  up the poopie snake museum as we speak and then we will get our books and pedal off to school. 

hee hee, maybe more than a couple seconds if he - o yeppies, hook, line, and stinker! stinkbombs away!!  never try to outsneak a wolf when gummy worms are on the line! 

hee hee, i do not know if the groundhog even saw his shadow yesterday, butt no matter what, we definitely are gonna have at least six more weeks of stinking fun :) 

simply irresistible:)

 rawwr!

rawwwwwwwwwr!

RAWWWWWWWWWWWWWRRR!!

hee hee, got any questions? :) 

introducing the ferocious wooly bear hat. rawwwr tested, wolf strong. debut dooting this sunday in a tiny variety of cheerful and ferocious woolens and cashmeres, with more to come later this year :). 

koalawomba (doot doot bee doot doot) :)

o m g, duk duk, look - mom finally finished our prototypes !! hee hee, i can hear our sales pitch now -  ladeez and gentlewolves, please hold on to your brains because they are about to explode! sprung from the minds of a genius wolf and falcon and made by their makey mom, part supercute koala and part amazing giant wombat, and one hundred percent adorable, i present to you our very special and very limited edition koalawomba hats for ferocious wolves and wolfettes (profits to benefit australia bushfire relief)!

and looky, even in cootie pink, they are still very ferocious! yeppies, i am glad we are making our first doot of the year a fundraiser. i mean, it will mean a few less gummy worms for us, but seriously all the koalas and wombats that i keep seeing in our reddit feed...i cannot even imagine if our poopie snake museum caught on fire.  quick help me put one on before mom comes back. 

ooo this faux fur is so soft! and omg, whodathunk it would be possible - i feel even more ferocious. 

okay now pull my ears thru but don’t yank... well, i am reminding u because even though  u should know by now, u always yank. and u know how delicate a wolf’s ears are. like, seriously, we have been friends forever now and u cannot even remember .. o, is this thing on already ? thank u for not yanking. finally. 

hee hee okay, whatchoo think, duk duk? does my head look massive?  tell me my head looks massive. yeah i know, this faux fur is incredible. mom said it was so messy to work with, the koalawomba hats will be a one time only makey make. how many? i think she said we will have a total of five, maybe six koalawomba hats of each color. then poof, that’s it. 

 what? well...

didjoo know wombats can weigh up to 77 pounds and can reach up to 3.3 feet long? and koalas? they eat so many eucalyptus leaves,  they pretty much stink of eucalyptus leaves? ipso facto, who wouldn’t want to be a  koalawomba? yeah we really must not be eating enough gummy worms cuz your smelly butt still stinks of - 




whoa i think mom just got home. i guess we will have to sneak back and try on the cootie pink koalawomba  and the wooly bear ones another day. but they should all fit the same bc mom used the same pattern we drew up for her, only the wooly bear ones will look smaller bc their ears are different they will not be so poofy! okay quick, help me take this off before she catches us! what’s that? o yeah i guess we should come up with a doot date and time, shouldn’t we? hmmm...




o i know, how could anybuddy forget this date and time?? how bout this sunday 02/02 at noon and midnitey nite eastern standard time? :)

priorities :)

what do u mean write my thank u cards ? u said me and duk duk have until valentine’s day  and today me and duk duk have already planned a boys day out. the pedal car is already packed and everything. and trust me, with what we packed, u do not want to pet our pedal car sit in the driveway for very long. well, at least without gas masks anyway. :)

wolfstache

hmmmmm.  hmmmmm....

well, mom, it is definitely mostly kind of what i was thinking...

but...maybe we can use another scrap 2 make it little bigger? like, longer. and poufier. 

o and definitely more handlebar-ier!  the most ferocious wolfstaches are always swoopy doopy with curlicues and everything! :) 

tidy bowl

well, mom,  not that either duk duk or i would ever even think of doing such a thing, and as u can see i have just been lying here quietly minding my own business but... well...i would guess maybe that whoever did put your rainbow bath fizzy in the toilet probably thought it would be really funny to watch. and then like, when it was done fizzing, they were like, the rainbow colors are we should just leave it in bowl for others 2 enjoy. i think that would be really thoughtful of them, dontchoo think? :) 

final answer

....(sniff sniff)... (sniff sniff)... o ezpz.

forty ocho, mom.  final answer. 

 well, okay, technically forty ocho whole ones plus two quartersies and one halfsie. and maybe twenty dos crumbs. which means it will probably be about two weeks before i need another bag of kibble.  now may i please have my lunchy lunch? :) 

so many projects so little time

well, if we really are going to have the master bathroom redone in a few weeks, can u please at least make sure this time 2 get a bubble jet swimmy tub with loop de loop fun fun wolf and falcon slide too? :)