Monday, March 16, 2020

words words words

With workers coming to and fro, me painting and caulking and finally, getting to the fun part of shopping for things to refresh our master bathroom, poor tiny chumley has had less attention than usual lately.  But with everything in the real world coming very quickly to a snail’s pace, that will soon change. Completing bathroom refresh will have to wait, delayed by an over abundance of pre-emptive caution. And the world, tiny chumley's world, will be back to the way he likes it, a little wolf curled by my feet while we makey make the day away.

In the coming days and weeks, I hope devote a bit more time to writing these blog posts than I have in recent times.  More words, because all the words I'm seeing out there, though valuable and necessary, are just making me crazy.  There's a lot to deal with out there.  Let's hide together under this blog rock for a few blissful, normal feeling moments at least, shall we?

Anyhow, let me ramble a bit today about our bathroom.  And please, feel free to skip it and just jump down to the photo of tiny chumley down at the bottom.  Some days, it will feel like there are just too many words.  But some days, we need that diversion.  It's totally up to you, friend.

So, the bathroom. Once we finally got into the right mode of, okay, yeah we should really consider doing this, it still took quite a bit of thinking and searching to come up with a plan that I felt suited our aging needs, my visual sanity, and our budget.  Yes, freestanding tubs are a visual wonder, but have you ever tried getting in and out of one? We kept our giant garden tub and deck surround, because ultimately it seems safer for us as we age in place.  The tub I do use occasionally, and we use that deck, like, all the time.  To get in and out of the tub, you sit on the deck, spin your legs over and voila, stand up ezpz.  The deck is sturdy, and will never slip out from under us as we put on socks, or whatever.  The real splurge here was for a quartz top, and it's a tradeoff in cost I happily made when I first wondered about getting a freestanding tub.  A quartz deck means cleaner lines visually,  no grout lines in fact.  Solid. Sturdy. Lovely. Cha ching.

If you've shopped for bathroom tile and stuff in recent times, and lived under a rock as I have, you'll wonder what the heck happened to those ceramic wall soap holders, bullnose trim tile, ceramic towel bars, and marble thresholds. Nobody makes that stuff anymore.  It's all schluter metal edge trim and niches now, baby. Alright, that's what I felt every salesperson was telling me when I'd ask about all that stuff.  But nobody was really that fresh.  The closest I got was jaded eyeballs peering over serious eyeglasses, quietly saying what the eyeball's owners wish she could say.

Here's a random rundown of some design decisions and selections I made , and why...

AGE IN PLACE improvements, tempered by no floor design or significant plumbing changes: We already talked about keeping the tub. There wasn't enough space for a curbless shower, which is fine.  Chances are if we are having problems managing the shower curb, we wouldn't be up there in the first place cuz the stairs are way worse in the tall department.  Grab bars (one that can double as a towel bar, thank u)  and an adjustable handheld shower head seemed like good ideas, and luckily Moen offered what we needed and Amazon had some as open box/like new ones, which provided savings of roughly 30 to 50% off.  

NO NICHE, ONLY SHELF: The best place for a niche would have been on the exterior wall, and though some feel that's okay insulation wise, opinions were divided enough that it wasn't worth the risk. Plus, no matter how well tiled it might be, the grody potential was high, with it being in a prime splash zone.  Instead, the shopping gods pointed me to these moderately priced schluter shelves.  Which totally worked out considering these shelves don't interrupt the accent tile band and allow for the product to be illuminated, rather than hiding in a shadowy cave niche.  Plus , they were way less pricey than similar shelf concepts from the same luxury bath fitting store that had a thirty five thousand dollar really majestic carved stone tub.  That tub? You could bathe a family of four in there, plus their five dachshunds, in that thing. Yeah lovely but no thanks.

SOAP DISH: Even if we don't end up using it for soap, it's still a good place to put something like a scrubby or a razor. And luckily, I found this sleek little fella online at Home Depot,  also moderately priced and complete with little drainage slats. That was a total needle in the haystack of a find.  

TILES:   I have to say, the going was rough at first in the tile selection department.  When I make things, I often can see the finished product, or at least a good approximation and feeling of it, in my head beforehand.  It's sort of like a language of its own, but instead of words, it's an internal vision.  The materials are my building blocks, and just as one puts together words to make a great book, one puts together materials to make a great something.  With tiles, at first, my brain sat in a world of darkness, visually speechless.  I lacked a workable visual tile vocabulary early on, and leaned heavily on the tile store designers to point me in the right direction.  Only what they came up with, I just wasn't feeling.  And the offerings certainly weren't meeting my desire to minimize grout lines in the shower area, the wettest of all places. Those jaded eyeballs I talked about earlier? They spoke glaringly. One simply does not mix tiles like that.  It would look too busy. Trust me you won't be happy with it.  Keep it all one tile on the walls. Don't use too many different tiles, they said.

I get it.  I appreciate that look.  But that's not us.  So here we are now,  with five different tiles, all cohabiting the same bathroom.  And I think it totally works for us.














The next challenge, challenge interrupted really because it won't happen til after shower glass/trim and toilet install/final inspection - you know, the stuff on hold -  is all the goodies like rugs and plants and pictures.  The tiny red rug from Turkey that caused me a few moments of anguish as I worried about transacting that purchase on Shopier, a system now used because Paypal pulled out of Turkey? The rug that tiny chumley has  obviously already claimed? That will go in the throne room most likely.  But for now it will sit where it is, bringing in a cheery, ferocious pop of color in our otherwise serene space. And that's all I have to say about that.  :)



Friday, March 13, 2020

rumpty dumpty

Sometimes the path of the sun doesn’t always cooperate with how a little wolf’s makeshift nut box bed is oriented. But that’s okay...



...because some little wolves know exactly how much rumpty dumpty can hang off their bed without falling off it. :)




Wednesday, March 11, 2020

cootietagion-19

aw great...



mom, i know they taste awful but do we have any more antibiotics left? 




Monday, March 9, 2020

seedling

the little dachshund stared the seeds he had helped his mom plant just moments ago, quietly wondering just how long it would be before he could chomp a delicious cherry tomato. 

surely, because cherry tomatoes because we are growing them ourselves and because they are so small, it will not take very long at all for them to appear, the little dachshund thought to himself. 



and when they do, i will chomp each and every one! i will chomp you, and i will chomp you, i will chomp you and you and you! and chompies to you, and you and you and you and you! and chompies to you! , he gleefully thought as he looked at each and every pot. 



hee hee, and then when i am done chomping, we will plant more tomato seeds so i can chomp all over again! :) 








Friday, March 6, 2020

stop light

hee hee, wait for it...wait for it...



okay, now, mom! floor it floor it!! pedal to the metal!!!



um, mom, when r u and dad finally going to get a car that can rocket off in insane mode? 




Wednesday, March 4, 2020

edgewise :)


mom, when he comes today, can u please make sure the quartz man gets our revised tub deck drawing? u know, the one me and duk duk made to accommodate a slidey slide? because u know i know we both know that this wolfie will be too busy barking to get a word in edgewise. :) 




Monday, March 2, 2020

a day at the creek :)

cmon, duk duk, hurry. what? no, i packed our lunchy lunch already....a bucket of gummy worms and some chicken chips. what? well i understand chickens are related but u know i know we both know that it is either chicken chips or falcon duk wings if u know what i mean so just get your feather butt over here before mom finds - 





o, hello, mom. what’s that? o, nothing really.  me and duk duk were thinking we might goto the creek today. well, i mean, i know i get to stay home from school because of my stitches and all, but that does not really mean i have to stay home, does it? :)




Friday, February 28, 2020

put a socky on it :)


well, i guess i understand because it is very difficult to not even think about licking it, what with it being right there and all. but..




instead of christmas stripes, do i think i can have a socky that looks like a ferocious dragon’s foot instead? 




Wednesday, February 26, 2020

dear diary :)

dear diary,
i know it has been forever since i have written u but now that i am home from school for  the next few days while i am healing from by bump removals and teeth cleaning , it seems like a good time to catch up. first off, unlike my uncle fritz who had ten teeth removed during his cleaning, i did not need any ferociousness removed all. but the tushie man did remove eight bumps, most of which were dermoids and stuff but two were sent off for histopoopology. so, crossing fingers and toes on that. but anyhoo, i am feeling pretty fine now, though let’s not tell mom or dad bc the extra snackies have been outstanding. well, except the extra piece of chicken that dad gives me with every meal. it tastes a little sospechoso. but i eat it anyway bc, u know, chicken. and, let’s face it, there’s probably a pill in there. 🙄. i figure i may as well eat it bc if i don’t and i spit out the pill, they just make me eat pill anyway and the second time there is no delicious chicken coating, just a thick slathering of bitter disappointment. 

later this week after the tile man is finished with our bathroom and i can take a break from wolfing, i am hoping i can get mom 2 take some pictures of me for halloween . my stitches are outstandingly rawwr, if i do say so myself. and yes i have not been licking them. well, mostly. which thankfully qualifies me for  no cone necessary status. 

um, lessee, what else? o i am very grateful for all my family and friends who have been thinking and praying and vibing for me and left comments and suchy such on the interweb. 
i read them at nitey nite in bed but have not had a chance 2 comment yet on all of them, mostly because yesterday on our first full day off from school me and duk duk used up all our internet allowance time watching old bugs bunny cartoons and researching level eleventy poop shape making techniques. 

so, yeppies, diary, that’s about it for now bc i see now that all the waiting i’ve been currently doing for mom and dad to come to bed is now over. and with that, i must bid u a fond

toodleydoo!
b. :) 








Monday, February 24, 2020

not just another manic monday


just remember, mom,  after all this u promised me the biggest strawberry ever. and if i have 2 wear a cone, then i get the second and third largest strawberries too, plus the new trebuchet that me and duk duk want, plus no visits from cassie for like, three months. and , also maybe a new bouncy fun house with four turrets and two slidey slides on either side. :)




Friday, February 21, 2020

good vibes for monday :)



well, i guess even duk duk noticed that one of my ferocious wolf bumps has gotten kind of big rather rapidly recently ... so...if u and the tushie man think so, i guess we can remove them...





but, well, mom...if u cannot go back with me,  can i at least take duk duk so he can make sure the tushie man does not remove any more ferociousness than he has to?




Thursday, February 20, 2020

none shall pass

 
o i cannot wait to how things are progressing with - uh-oh, i guess this means none shall pass...



hee hee, except for ferocious wolves!






Monday, February 17, 2020

b is for bathroom

well, do u think the bathroom demo will be very loud today because me and duk duk have a toy- i mean an important meeting planned for after school today. 




Friday, February 14, 2020

happy smellentine’s day :)


i know we agreed that if i stood by this eeew word then i would not have to dress up all valentiney goofy floofy but can u please hurry up with the shot already,  mom?  



i mean, seriously, like, i’ve only been standing here for three seconds and already i feel dizzy. and not in a fun fun woozy way but, more like, in a slobbery, cootie contaminated sort of way. 💩




Wednesday, February 12, 2020

the stinker :)


hee hee, o. m. g...




mom, don’t look now, but i think that statue is p o o p i n g :) 




Monday, February 10, 2020

outside voice :)


hee hee, mom, i said...can we please strap this thing onto the roof of our car and take it home with us?




Friday, February 7, 2020

stink not, waste not


well, i was stinking i mean thinking maybe instead of throwing them away, well maybe if i ate my fishy snackies outside, it would not matter if it made my u know whats overactive and, u know, p-eeeeeewy.  :) 




Wednesday, February 5, 2020

magnanimous

with the undeniable signs of an early spring warming the air, the little dachshund shed his down puffy jacket and happily skipped as he walked,  his shadow jauntily bobbing up and down while an invisible trail of tiny poots  silently pooted from his hiney with every bouncy bounce of his paws upon the pavement.

hee hee, the little dachshund thought proudly to himself. being so small and ferocious, and so often out of gummy worms, there were few things he thought he could do in this world to help make it a better place. but on pretty days like today, at least he could make it a smellier place. :) 




Monday, February 3, 2020

stinkfalcon day


okay, mom, we’ll be leave in just a couple seconds. i am watching duk duk lock  up the poopie snake museum as we speak and then we will get our books and pedal off to school. 



hee hee, maybe more than a couple seconds if he - o yeppies, hook, line, and stinker! stinkbombs away!!  never try to outsneak a wolf when gummy worms are on the line! 



hee hee, i do not know if the groundhog even saw his shadow yesterday, butt no matter what, we definitely are gonna have at least six more weeks of stinking fun :) 




Friday, January 31, 2020

simply irresistible:)

 rawwr!



rawwwwwwwwwr!



RAWWWWWWWWWWWWWRRR!!




hee hee, got any questions? :) 



introducing the ferocious wooly bear hat. rawwwr tested, wolf strong. debut dooting this sunday in a tiny variety of cheerful and ferocious woolens and cashmeres, with more to come later this year :).