inconceivable:)

really??? so u r saying i should not pee on it? 

quiet time :)

hee hee, just sitting here quietly like u told me to, mom.  is there a problem? :) 

foofie distancing :)

seriously? but, mom, we are outside. if not here, then where really??

waste not, want :)

but, mom, i can think of at least eleventy zillion things we can do with these fabric scraps besides using them for the back of the baby quilt u r helping miss mb make. how bout we lose the pink stink ones and maybe make a secret snackie pocket for me, or a sleeping bag for duk duk, or, u know, maybe ferocious leg warmers or something? :)

purple flower stink :)

i’ll be right there, mom, i just want to poo- i mean, i just want to smell all this pretty lavender! :) 

older and wiser :)

well i’ll be, thought the little dachshund when he looked up. it had been many years since the little dachshund spied his friend, mister bee, and there he was, clinging to the window screen waiting for the sun to warm his wings. 

“why smello, mister bee!” chirped the little dachshund as he climbed on the windowsill to get closer to his buzzy friend. “you may not recognize me because i am a ferocious wolf now, but it is me, baxter! remember?  and, well, last time we met i licked your butt. but seeing as how i am more worldly and older and wiser now, i know that it is probably not a good idea to lick your butt , but i was wondering..

is it still okay if i just sniff it?”  :)

well reasoned :)

well, i was just stinking i mean thinking that we all just take the day off today and, u know, have fun doing nothing really. :)

tiny tomato stand :)

um, yeppies, smello. i would like 2 order one late summer cherry tomato meal for me and one for my dad please, miss walk up window lady. o but make mine a mega meal with xtra smelly sauce on the side please. no, none for my dad today. he is smelly enough. but i will take his smelly sauce if xtra smelly sauce costs xtra. or if not, then i would like three, no, four smelly sauces. o and no napkins, we plan in chomping them as soon as they are ready . 

 

hee hee hee, this is going 2 be so delicious! boy, what’s with the service here it is taking forever! o finally…



dad… dad hold on 2 it tight and make sure u do not drop it. there’s nothing worse than a dropped tomato. u never know who’s been walking on the ground around here nowadays. 

dad.. dad..i really think u r doing it wrong.. 
if i can just help u hang on a sec..

okay now just put it right in my mouth, dad. u can have the next one :) 

bring your own smell :)

well, mostly because baths are for babies and i am practically a full grown wolf now.  but, i guess if i really have to take a bath, may i please have an extra eleventy cap fulls of mister bubble? the unscented one. for obvious reasons. :) 

lunchy lunch time :)

the little dachshund lion waited patiently in his bed, confident that no one would forget to feed him, lest they suffer the wrath of his might and ferocious rawwwr. :) 

one hundred percent

see, mom? i am not a meatloaf. i am one hundred percent wolf shaped :) 

game time :)

hee hee, go ahead, mom, guess which paw. if u win, u get a foofie. and if u lose, u get a foofie. it’s a total win win really. all u have 2 do is play. hee hee, or not. and u still get a foofie. :) 

 

that’s it really :)

well, i was stinking i mean thinking that…well, okay i was only stinking really. but maybe while i have your attention, may i please have a snackie? :) 

aerodynamic :)

hee hee, just put your ears out like this, mom and dad, and u can totally walkies faster! 

upcycled

hee hee, yeppies, duk duk, it’s a thing of beauty. a perfect facsimile if i do say so

myself! nobuddy will ever notice the subtle change. it will just be, well, improved.  like everything we do around here. always for the better. in a smelly way at least. 

hee hee hee, okay, lemme just get the tape and the uknowwhat and we can call this project tadonezo! whoops  - why smello, mom!

what’s that? why, nopies, mom, we are doing nothing untoward or suspechoso. we are just sitting here practicing our old timey fancy writing. u know, in case u need our help with anything like that,. because seriously, this font style is due for a comeback any day now, dontchoo stink? by the way, me and duk duk saw u scored some lovely things from the thrifty store the other day. if u r going back today, can u see if they have anything decoratively suitable for a ferocious wolf and falcon den?  o u r going? hooray i guess we will see u later then. okay bye bye we love u too. 

whoa that was close.  i mean, what mom got was cool, but it can be so much better! okay i’ll get the tape and u get the unknowwhat and meet u back in a whiffy. 

one tapey , two tapey , everything’s tadonezo!

hee hee, yeppies, duk duk, this is so much better. now let’s hang it back in the foyer so everybuddy can see  :)

volcanic activity :)

hee hee, mom, i know u were planning to nap here on the floor with me but watch out because any second now, mount pooptootieus is gonna blow :)

a few more makeys before we makey makey

well, u know what they say, mom. chop chop. all u have been doing so far is making boring human stuff this year and cyberbrown wednesday will be here before u know it. me and duk duk have a poop ton of genius ideas.  :) 

adventures in aviation :)

faced with the inevitability of his situation, the little dachshund tried one last time to prove that all his efforts were simply adventures in wolf aviation. 

just a few more flaps, mom, and you will see! no tushie man for u , and definitely none for me. :)

frenchy fry reasoning :)

okay fine. but i’m just saying, mom and dad, 

if we all went to chikky fila after we do my nails, it is a win win for everybuddy really, isn’t it? :) 

a trip to the candy store :)

hee hee, hurry, dad! we have to get back home before duk duk difunda out u bought me a jawbreaker :)