oooooOOoOOoo an insulated smell hole!
Friday, August 5, 2016
smell hole
Summer heat and humidity isn't exactly welcome in our house this time of year, but when a bored and very much jailed little wolf needs the kind of sensory stimulation that only Mother Nature can provide, sometimes you just gotta find a way to a compromise.
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doxie doings
Tuesday, August 2, 2016
a mighty storm
tiny chumley's paw sticks out on occasion, something that would be kind of cute were it not for the fact that it is a probable indicator of nerve root pain and symptomatic of something likely far more serious.
mom, like it is not even bad enough that school will be starting this month and I know we still have many things to be thankful for, but jail time too? If it helps me stay out, I promise I will try not to be as ferocious a wolf as I usually am and I will show u during my laser treatment today so u can see for yourself :)
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apple a day,
doxie doings
Friday, July 29, 2016
happy unicorn appreciation day :)
.....o chocobot, we really love u, yes we doooo-OOOOoooOOooOOoooooOOOOOO!
hee hee, okay no wait lil pink puppy not yet. first we have to say it and then we can all u know what...ready, and a one and a two and a three..
happy unicorn appreciation day, chocobot!! :)
okay now let's dig in!! :)
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doxie doings,
toyfriends,
unicorn appreciation day
Wednesday, July 27, 2016
poopiekinesis
well, duk duk, seeing as how we have nothing but time on our hands while we watch mom work, maybe if we stare at the snackie jar long enough, it will finally happen. :)
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doxie doings,
toyfriends
Monday, July 25, 2016
pleeeeeease?
well, okay mom, i promise to be a good boy while u check my teeth for tartar but in exchange, maybe u can promise that after we finish I can have an entire dad sized bowl of delicious strawberries, tomatoes, and corn.
pleeeeeeese? :)
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doxie doings
Wednesday, July 20, 2016
etsy fresh: hello my friend summer fun postcard ocho pack :)
dear diary,
sometimes the best of plans gets pooped on by factors outside your control. like me and duk duk's latest top secret, very ferocious rainbow Smelly project for our etsy shop? totally rescheduled to the cooler shipping months of fall. because, well, i cannot tell you much about that on account of our product being top secret. but, we are happy to tell you that in the meanwhile, we restocked mom's shop with our first Smelly project, the tiny reed diffuser ambient aroma experience set! so if u missed out or if u just realized u had more places to smell that u originally thought, or maybe if u realized a friend might like or need one too, or were maybe u were wondering what falcon burps and wolf paws smell like, now is the time to score it.
oh! and, if your summer has been kind of going like ours and if it's not been one thing it's another and next thing u know here it is the middle of summer and u haven't even crossed off a third of your summer fun list yet? well, maybe it is time to put away that list and just have some simple ez-pz fun. like, well, u know, besides sniffing our tiny diffuser set, maybe u want to catch up with family and friends by sending them a cute hello. or, maybe u can ez-pz redecorate your personal space like we did for mom, with the super cool cards from the special new set we just added to our shop, the hello my friend summer fun postcard ocho pack. we call it ocho because u get eight, and it includes seven of the gifty postcards we have sent out in the past with our orders, plus a super cool new one that me and duk duk made just for this set. i like to think of the ocho pack as a study in wolfiness, because this set of postcards pretty much shows me from when i was a little red wigglepup, all the way thru to the wolf that i am today. but whether or not u display them in chronological order or jumble them to meet some other design criteria, or whether or not u send them to friends or keep them, or maybe write some friends and keep some postcards? well whether or not u do any of that is entirely up to you. which is just how summer should be.
well diary, it has been fun catching up with you and i hope u will consider enjoying the new goods we put in mom's kalyxcraftopia etsy shop, but i regretfully must bid u adieu so me and duk duk can call chocobot and convince him to come home before thor comes thru yesterday's rainbow portal and gives us a hard time about the whole poopin a loki and thor me shebang. it is not even really that we are concerned that his visit is justified or that he might use his hammer on us, so much as it is his breath stinks way more than u think it would cuz he's like, a zillion years old, and pretty much the only thing u can do to keep from passing out is hope that he doesn't realize the only reason u have a unicorn in the room is to hope that your unicorn will rainbow foofie just enough to neutralize said breath without him noticing else he might get provoked into a super long monologue about respect and power and blah blah blah and then you're like, okay, thor, please, keep going but we've been talking so long i really need to make a poopie snake so i will be right back. but when you're outside you're like, uh oh, dang, feels like i got a loki hangin. but u can't ask your dad to thor me with thor around, so u walk back in all dainty like hoping thor won't notice your dingly dangly or the o-d-o-r. which u actially gte away with but just as thor's wrapping up, your mom walks in and she's like, two sniffs in the air and says, hey, who pooped a loki?? and where's that incredibly foul breathy smell coming from? and then we all get thored by thor some more.
toodleydoo!
b :)
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etsy
Monday, July 18, 2016
delicious monday
oooo, I smell chunky chicken water and corn and garden fresh cherry tomatoes! I love the #deliciousmondays of summer, dontchoo, duk duk?
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doxie doings
Friday, July 15, 2016
sausage and plaid hot pocket
There are sounds in his household that every little wolf learns to recognize and act accordingly. A knock at the front door requires ferocious and incessant barking, tiny chumley knows, while the sound of the dryer opening merits a prompt and speedy appearance by the laundry room door, lest he miss out on becoming the roasty toasty sausagey center of a lavender and vanilla scented, hot laundry pile shaped bun. And the sound of his lunchy lunch being made? Well that requires a wolf's full and focused attention, no matter what it his he might already be doing. :)
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doxie doings
Wednesday, July 13, 2016
hand me downs
hthaz hokay hmom, I hoo noth hare hwhat hullor mhy hoothrush ith htho longh ash ith hath hpoultree fhlavored hoothpathe hon hit. :)
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doxie doings
Monday, July 11, 2016
the not so secret life of pet wolves
well mom, if u cannot see the irony of leaving me at home all alone on a Sunday afternoon while u and dad go see the secret life of pets with the little misses and their mom and dad, then I think I am perfectly ok keeping my back turned and letting my tail and ears speak for all of me.
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doxie doings
Friday, July 8, 2016
something 2 b jelly about :)
hee hee well mom, I guess if u make us more corn on the cob, me and duk duk could make u one too. :)
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doxie doings
Wednesday, July 6, 2016
the hungry little wolf :)
'o our dear mother will never notice just one tiny tomato missing from today's bountiful harvest,' the mighty and ferocious wolf told his watchful falcon friend. and then he ate another...
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doxie doings,
toyfriends
Monday, July 4, 2016
happy 4thie day
hee hee, okay okay.."four score and threeveteenzillion years ago, our founding fathers stepped foot on a new continent and pretty much decided after a while that it would be nice to have a holiday in the summer where u could grill stuff and stream movies and be thankful for air conditioning. they took this idea to their founding fathers thinking they might want to celebrate too, only our founding fathers forgot that their founding fathers neither possessed space travel or time travel capabilities so they had no idea what air conditioning or movie streaming was really about. or movies, really. so, our founding fathers jumped back on their dragon and flew to the moon - well they called it the pendants back then - so they flew to the pendants and told the people and wolves and Falcons who were preparing for the party to go ahead and plan it without their grand founding fathers but to hurry up because any minute now a sand snake was going to surface and if they did not blast off soon it would really mess up their party plans. and as they blasted off one of the ferocious wolves declared, 'smell u later, poopinators!' and although technically he was not on the ground when he said it, because he was still in the pendant's air space, well, that is why we still know it as our declaration in the pendants. oh, and through the years really, not much has changed about how we celebrate in the pendants day except now when we party on the 4th, we also play disco music." okay I think that should be good enough, dontchoo duk duk? now we can settle down for a nice nappie and some cheese and -
um, yes mom we finished our very throughly researched blog post for the Fourth of July. it has a picture we made and everything :)
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doxie doings,
toyfriends
Friday, July 1, 2016
twelve little duks :)
Twelve little duks on a hot summer day, popped out of the wolf's heat cave so they could play! :)
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doxie doings,
toyfriends,
videos
Wednesday, June 29, 2016
pb smelly jelly :)
o, I dunno, mom. because today is Wednesday? :)
(ps thank u very much mister Jim for these peanut butter and smelly jelly snackies. they are #DELICIOUS) :) :)
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doxie doings
Friday, June 24, 2016
runway ramp art
hee hee, over the river and up the ramp to - wait, what's that, mom? why yes, i did notice the super cool painting u scored at the thrift store and even though all the art is stylistically different, i think it works really with the other artwork here on this wall i like the colors, and the texture, and yes i agree hanging it upside down makes way more sense than hanging up right side up. and, well, i would really like to stay and talk about it more, but me and duk duk have to - well, okay, mom, but we have to make it snappy because the duk duks will be back from the creek any minute now with the u know whats and then we need to go over to little miss julia's to work on our next video project and then we have to set up for tonitey nite's super duk duk robot rave disco party extravaganza which as u know will require over fifty bags of gummy worms and eleventy gallons of energy punch which we really need to start making now so it will have time to ferment and get all fizzy and - what's that? oh yes, right, we really should get that picture taken. u said a serious pose, right? okay, i think i can do this in one take. r u ready?...
let me just turn my head and...limburger cheeeeze!!
hee hee, okay mom i love u smell u later bye bye!! :)
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doxie doings,
score
Wednesday, June 22, 2016
a flock of duk duks
hee hee, mom, with all of duk duk's cousins in town, I think we are going to need a bigger swimmy pool :)
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doxie doings,
toyfriends
Monday, June 20, 2016
chunky chicken water mondays
Our house is still swirlier than normal thanks to some paint work Tiny chumley's Unkie D is helping us with, but such disturbances no matter how large or small will ever get in the way of a little wolf and his chunky chicken water Mondays :)
hee hee mom, I have said it before and I will say it again, our ez pz recipe for chunky chicken water cannot be beat - just add a boneless chicken breast to water and boil til done, keep the meat and water and have some fun! delicious plain or with added blueberries and carrots and strawberries and extra extra meat :)
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doxie doings
Friday, June 17, 2016
art of deflection :)
hee hee, yeah they are so cool, right duk duk? I wish we did not promise mom that we would wait until she got back home before we could play with them.
I mean, technically right now I am only trying them on so that is not playing with them. nopies, nosiree. just trying them on.
and technically, we are not playing only trying them out. and super technically, this is not me going rawwwr rawwwr and holding u in a ferocious crusher claw and pincer grip. because I am a wolf and wolves do not have -
whoops. why hello, mother. it is so nice to see u again. I did not hear the door open else I would have enthusiastically greeted you as I always do. did u see the poopie snake I made u? u passed it on the way in and it is a doozy!
(ickquay ukday ukday, ovemay ackbay otay ymay idesay ndaay iay illway rytay otay seuay ymay owerspay foay eflectionday erhay enwhay eshay omescay ackbay)
oh u did not find it? o that is right, I forgot. dad took me out and I pooped outside. other than that, we have not been doing very much really, besides looking at facebooky and texting and stuff. did u maybe get anything supercool from tj maxx or homegoods while u were out? :)
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all gussied up,
doxie doings
Wednesday, June 15, 2016
said the little wolf
Said the little wolf, "i will open my mouth and i will chomp..."
"and I will chomp..."
"..and I will chomp until the white meat shows!" :)
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doxie doings,
watermelon
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