hey, dad, what do u call a ferocious poopie snake with two front teeth knocked out?
a ferothith hoopie thnake!
aha ha ha ha ha hee hee hee! :)
celebrating life's bounty one stitch and bark at a time
hey, dad, what do u call a ferocious poopie snake with two front teeth knocked out?
a ferothith hoopie thnake!
aha ha ha ha ha hee hee hee! :)
hee hee, dad, after we put this floaty ring on duk duk, can we please dig for clams or roll in something super smelly before we go back home?
hee hee, do not worry, mom. i know we are usually more ready by now but i promise me and duk duk are working on our calendar for next year and we will get it into our etsy shop hopefully probably before thanksgiving. :)
mom, if u need a ferocious wolf to help u and dad with those stepping stones, u know where i am. :)
hee hee okay, mom, i can shoe u. see? it is ezpz. u just open your note app, clicky on the little pencil, clicky on the squiggly line, clicky on the big fat marker, pick the color u want, then start drawing and voila!
see? like this.. :)
well mom, maybe we could do my nails tomorrow but u could give my me special snackie today. :)
hee hee, well, mom, i was kind of thinking that u and dad could sit on the floor, what with it being fresh and clean and all now. :)
ooooOooOooooOOOoo! duk duk, r u stinking what i am stinking?? quick go get it..
hee hee hee... a brushy a day keeps the butt licking breath at bay :)
hee hee, dad, if u need me to chomp anything for u, a wolf will be right here by his bowl :)
okay, okay, dad, i know we only just started our walkies. i promise i will only be just a minute...
oh little bunnies, come out come out wherever u are... :)
mom, sorry 2 wake u so early, but in light of the latest forecast changes, may me and duk duk please eat our hurricane snackies now, u know, before they are eaten by some sloppy cow? :)
well, lemme just wiggle my toesies and sliiiide this one on and..oo hey duk duk, can u wing the other one a little closer?
hee hee, thanks, duk duk.
now lemme just sliiide my lefty and see if i can just stan- woop. woop. woo-o-o-oop. wait wait. duk duk, can u - hee hee, okay yeah, duk duk, just spot me right there for now til i get used to the extra height and.. okay, yeah, see? yeah these will totally work.
whoa - everything looks so much closer now. oh yeah, right. u can call mom over now.
see mom? no need to worry about me hurting myself with the upgrades we asked u to make to my flippy floppies. in fact, with hurricane irma maybe coming and what with all the water she will bring, maybe u can add another nother layer to make them super duper platform flippy floppies? :)
(to everyone in the path of hurricane irma, we send u our heartfelt wishes for your safety and protection. )
hee hee, hey dad, no need to carry those all the way to the dinner table - a wolf can chomp it all down right here, no buns or forks necessary. :)
o chikky likky stick,
thanks for keeping me busy
while i get lasered :)
hee hee, no, duk duk, u can go if u want to but i toldjoo already i am not moving an inch until mom starts another hungry games. last time it was chicken jerky versus mackerel and greens and before that it was cherry tomato vs chicken jerky. i did not know it was even possible, but the stakes seem to be getting higher and even more deliciouser.
besides, what r u even doing back there by my tushie? u know how dan-
(pfweeeeOoooOOOOOooOooT!)
-gerous it can be. hee hee, whoopsie. um, i cannot really see u so quack once if u r still conscious, twice if u need urgent medical assistance, and three times if u do not want me to eat your share of dessert tonitey nite. :)
hee hee, yeah duk duk, i cannot wait to use everything either! - not tell mom but i guess hauling cassie's cootie butt to school really was worth it. i mean, just look at all the extra cool things mom gave us from her trip - an incredibly mesmerising banana kitty notepad, a super cool hot dog and ketchup flash card study block set, and super cute sticky flags that aost makes me want to do tonitey nite's reading so i can mark where we fell asleep...
and of course all sorts of me shaped things! and, if we put everything together...
i'd say we got a pretty good haul. :)
...well, i guess when u put it that way, mother, i guess the answer is yes. but it is hardly like i really have a choice in the matter when it is patently obvious that picking the alternative would engender a thick and gooey, conscience smothering layer of motherly disapproval, is it? it's not my fault she's reeking with coo- fine, okay, okay. i know she has been standing right here the whole time. let's just get this over with. (sigh). i cannot believe i am saying this, but yes, cassie, u can go to school with us in our pedal car. cooties and all...
kaaaaaack!
whoa, duk duk. whoda thunk mom would actually find us a present from korea that is as ferocious as we are. this is incredible.
and u say he is all ours, mom? and when he wakes up, he will not bite our toesies? cuz u know i have sensitive toesies. and duk duk, well he barely even tolerates my chomping on him and we are best friends.
mm-hmm. okay. i see your point. i mean, here i am a wolf and all and most of the time i control my ferociousness, too. except when i am hungry because seriously, hungry is as hungry does, right?
well, i am still really impressed u were able to get him in your suitcase without losing at least a pinky. thank u, mom. and do not worry, all our chores will be done by the time u get back from the grocery store. yeppies. okay we love u too and smell u later...
i cannot wait til he wakes up, can u, duk duk? i mean, just look at the size of his mouth. i bet u he has a million teeth in there. no, maybe eleventy jillion. and when he yawns, i bet we could probably fit my whole
head in there. or my plumpty rumpty even. or a whole falc-
-on. um, duk duk, can u please get me my iphoney so we can google how to make crocodile-proof body armor?