hee hee, well mom, it might have been your new heating pad, but i found it fair and square here on the floor so..
finders poopers! :)
celebrating life's bounty one stitch and bark at a time
hee hee, well mom, it might have been your new heating pad, but i found it fair and square here on the floor so..
finders poopers! :)
hee hee, hmmmm. finest quality..exceptional adorableness...
..excellent workmanship and shift resistance..perfect for stylish little wolves who know how to party!
yeppies, mom, i think our supercool nexus four uptown funky monkey thanksgiving pilgrim buckle hat design is a winner, dontchoo think? let's book it into the makey schedule for a limited micro production run and me and duk duk will start pulling fabrics and buckles immediately so u can finish them by early november!
heeeeeey....
(sniff sniff)
(sniff sniff sniff...sniff sniff)
(sniff sniff sniff)
mom, what did u do with the potato me and duk duk put in here like forever ago ?? and why didjoo put all this charcoal and pee pee no no juice in there instead? i mean, it hardly even smells like concentrated morning death breath in here now..
hee hee hee, now remember, mom,
our rates have gone up on account of me and duk duk saving up for a parachute so lap time is now two and a half gummy worms an hour but as always, the barks are free. :)
hey, dad, what do u call a ferocious poopie snake with two front teeth knocked out?
a ferothith hoopie thnake!
aha ha ha ha ha hee hee hee! :)
hee hee, dad, after we put this floaty ring on duk duk, can we please dig for clams or roll in something super smelly before we go back home?
hee hee, do not worry, mom. i know we are usually more ready by now but i promise me and duk duk are working on our calendar for next year and we will get it into our etsy shop hopefully probably before thanksgiving. :)
mom, if u need a ferocious wolf to help u and dad with those stepping stones, u know where i am. :)
hee hee okay, mom, i can shoe u. see? it is ezpz. u just open your note app, clicky on the little pencil, clicky on the squiggly line, clicky on the big fat marker, pick the color u want, then start drawing and voila!
see? like this.. :)
well mom, maybe we could do my nails tomorrow but u could give my me special snackie today. :)
hee hee, well, mom, i was kind of thinking that u and dad could sit on the floor, what with it being fresh and clean and all now. :)
ooooOooOooooOOOoo! duk duk, r u stinking what i am stinking?? quick go get it..
hee hee hee... a brushy a day keeps the butt licking breath at bay :)
hee hee, dad, if u need me to chomp anything for u, a wolf will be right here by his bowl :)
okay, okay, dad, i know we only just started our walkies. i promise i will only be just a minute...
oh little bunnies, come out come out wherever u are... :)
mom, sorry 2 wake u so early, but in light of the latest forecast changes, may me and duk duk please eat our hurricane snackies now, u know, before they are eaten by some sloppy cow? :)
well, lemme just wiggle my toesies and sliiiide this one on and..oo hey duk duk, can u wing the other one a little closer?
hee hee, thanks, duk duk.
now lemme just sliiide my lefty and see if i can just stan- woop. woop. woo-o-o-oop. wait wait. duk duk, can u - hee hee, okay yeah, duk duk, just spot me right there for now til i get used to the extra height and.. okay, yeah, see? yeah these will totally work.
whoa - everything looks so much closer now. oh yeah, right. u can call mom over now.
see mom? no need to worry about me hurting myself with the upgrades we asked u to make to my flippy floppies. in fact, with hurricane irma maybe coming and what with all the water she will bring, maybe u can add another nother layer to make them super duper platform flippy floppies? :)
(to everyone in the path of hurricane irma, we send u our heartfelt wishes for your safety and protection. )
hee hee, hey dad, no need to carry those all the way to the dinner table - a wolf can chomp it all down right here, no buns or forks necessary. :)
o chikky likky stick,
thanks for keeping me busy
while i get lasered :)