little protector

hee hee, do not worry, mom. i can protect u wherever u go, just by standing with u here between your legs, like this. :)

pack wolf :)

see, dad? it is ezPz really. but i should stop talking now so i do not drop them. :)

chasing rainbows

hee hee, hurry, dad! chocobot says at the end of every double rainbow lives a dragon that foofies gumdrops and poops gummy worms!! :)

fifty shades of wolfiness

What happens when a certain little wolf decides on his own to turn his first day of calendar photo shoots into a free for all comedy hour? Pretty much this really. :) #comedygold

pee-atsu

hee hee, okay i will b right there, mom. just as soon as dad finishes massaging my ferocious shoulders. :)

hook, line, and stinker :)

um, well, i guess u could say me and duk duk are still here at home and not in school because, well...because today is a school holiday. for, um, just wolves and falcons. and we forgot 2 tell u because...well, because it is a really new school policy that they only decided yesterday. u know, just to give the kids a break from all that ferociousness. and...as for our spiderman ps4 game and gummy worm super mega pantry order that was just delivered, it is just a coincidence, really. because me and duk duk were just getting ready to ask u if we could help u with chores today. u know, because we are home and all. well, i mean we can start helping just after duk duk comes back from wherever he went which i am sure has nothing to do with anything really. so, um, yeppies, that is pretty much it. can i get u some monkey chow tea or anything? :)

banana shark :)

“o yes, mother,” the little wolf promised, “as a bona fide ferocious wolf, i promise not to chomp your delicious banana when u r not looking. wolf’s honor and everything! please, feel free to read your book.”

no sooner than his mother start reading did the little wolf giggle as he drew air through his gills and opened his mouth wide to reveal not one nor two but three rows of razor sharp teeth. besides, he thought gleefully to himself as took a giant chomp, everybuddy knows that sharks like bananas.

eau de taun taun

(sniff sniff)...(sniff sniff sniff sniff).......(sniff)...(sniff sniff)...

hee hee hee. yeppies, duk duk, pretty sure things definitely smell worse here on the inside. :)

cooties from heaven

Nobody really goes about their day thinking about the space above their head.  I mean, yeah, it's there.  And if a noisy bird flies by or say a rainbow appears, yeah, I look up.  But usually, my days are all about looking at eye level or below.  Actually, with tiny chumley in the house, it's pretty much always below, unless I am walking somewhere, or talking or looking at big boyfriend.  But my point us, the minutiae of life doesn't require us to be constantly attentive to that space up there.
Except maybe for tiny chumley, who often looks up in hopes that it would rain snackies from heaven. Subtract food from the equation, however, and he's like the rest of us, happily doing whatever he's doing at tiny chumley level, until something happens that makes him ever so aware that something awful just happened, in that space way up there. :)

 

chester mcZippyZappy

hee hee, sorry for wiggling so much doctor miss erin - the new zippy zappy zip zapper tickles!

we deserve a break 2day

hee hee, mom, what with us being so luckee with the hurrycane and all, and well, we have been cooped up 4 so long, do u think maybe me and dad can go to the mickey me midnitey nite drive thru for some frenchy fries? :)

please say nopies

mom, am i going to have to share this with cassie?

(ps there probably will be no blog posty friday or monday so do not worry :))

little dog big wolf

hee hee, okay, mom, from all the way up there on the ladder, am i still ferocious? :)

tiny tomato harvest

okay, mom. i promise not to eat any of the delicious cherry tomatoes here in this bowl until u and dad come back home.

yeppies. no buddy will eat not even a single precious tomato in this bowl. no eatey nada en este frutero. not on this wolf’s watch. wolf’s honor. all the tomatoes in this bowl are safe and sound! okey dokey, bye bye, i love u too. have fun on your errands with dad. smell u later..

hee hee hee, nobuddy said anything about the tomatoes that accidentally fall out of the bowl when a wolf is not looking... :)

chisanpoop :)

...eighteen, nineteen, twenty. okay. lessee, so if that’s twenty..multiply by four...take the integral...partial derivative...eleventy ten take the two carry the nine...

mom, to satisfy a wolf’s ferocious daily calorie requirements, i am pretty sure i am going to need at least infinity cubed more pieces of kibble. :)

serving size :)

a whole week’s worth?? dad, i’m pretty sure mom meant that to be a single wolf sized serving of chunky chicken. :)

extracurricular

hee hee hee, they’re coming! okay cassie, remember - if anybuddy asks, your name is george and u r not playing because u r a magic dragon who temporarily lost his powers and got stuck in a dopey big dog suit. and then u excuse yourself and say u have 2 stand over there so u do not accidentally set anyone on fire. o,and, most importantly, what do u need 3 remember? do not talk about uknowwhat club.

wolfing melon :)

and the happy little wolf chomped and chomped, until finally, his tummy was a big and round as the delicious watermelon he had just eaten. :)

earning potential :)

mom, to earn some xtra gummy worms, do u think maybe mister w would let me guard this place on the weekends?

because i am pretty sure i could do a pretty ferocious job :)

smelly with a chance of cooties

hmmm, note 2 self, proceed with xtreme caution...cassie? (sniff)...

(sniff sniff sniff)

hmmm, well whodathunkit...

mom, i think the smell from the guess whose foofie game me and duk duk were playing upstairs wafted down and knocked cassie out cold. :)