Tuesday, February 19, 2019
nightmare on wolf street
Monday, February 18, 2019
elbow to elbow
mom, dontchoo think my legs are like eleventy zillion times more ferocious than cassie’s?
Friday, February 15, 2019
s is for stowaway
i wasn’t the one who ate half our gummy worm savings when both of us agreed months ago that we needed the extra gummies so we could finally afford premium priority linebuster tickets for the both of us. we have been looking forward to this forever.
and now we barely have enough gummies for one basic admission to the world’s most incredible stink and smell show which is also why we have to make it snappy because we will be standing in line for hours just to get a whiff of the corpse flower. hee hee, hey that tickles! wait, did u just foof-
oo, (kaaaack) hurry i hear mom coming!
oh hello, mom, thank u for agreeing to drop me off at the stink show. it is a pity duk duk cannot come but i know some quiet time alone in the heat cave is just what he needs to feel right as a robin :)
Wednesday, February 13, 2019
cootietagion
Monday, February 11, 2019
secret powers :)
Friday, February 8, 2019
wolf in the high castle
Wednesday, February 6, 2019
inpoopnito
Monday, February 4, 2019
wolf rider
hee hee, okay i am ready! o please let my surprise be a delicious frenchy fry!! :)
Friday, February 1, 2019
epoophany
Monday, January 28, 2019
little mister everywhere :)
Friday, January 25, 2019
coming soon: super ferocious holding hearts
yeah, okay, maybe not a zillion considering today is already friday and like everything we think up, they take forever to make. so maybe half a zillion. and we will talk to her about finally maybe taking special orders in batches.
o and i guess we still need to write up all the mooshy mumbo jumbo for our listing and decide if they should be called remembering hearts or holding hearts. but i don’t feel like crying right now, do u, duk duk? yeah. maybe we’ll let mom write it up this time. (sigh) we really have lost a lot of wolf friends since we began blogging...
at least this way, if people want to, they can hold these heavy little hearts in their hands, and they can close their eyes, and they can remember what it was like to (sniffle)...they can remember what it was like to their ferocious paws in their hands and - (sniffle) - okay okay. no i’m not crying you’re crying. i said already we’ll get mom to write it up. besides, that was just my spring allergies anyway. wolves don’t cry...mostly. anyhow
um, mom, me and duk duk think we are too ferocious to write up the mushy mumbo jumbo for the listing for our remembering hearts so do u think maybe u can do it? :)
Wednesday, January 23, 2019
in case u missed it :)
Monday, January 21, 2019
the little wolf snake
Friday, January 18, 2019
risky business
Monday, January 14, 2019
love snack baby
well, okay, mom, thank u for telling me u love me, but, well, considering what the exchange rate is and everything..
...do u think maybe u can pay it to me in snackies?
Friday, January 11, 2019
peachy keen
mom, do u have time for a serious question? o goody. give me a sec just to get things situated..
okay, are things funnier here...
or are they funnier here? :)
Wednesday, January 9, 2019
Monday, January 7, 2019
pooperihelion
hee hee, see? i told u i am still growing, mom. now can we please increase my kibble and snackie allowance? :)
Friday, January 4, 2019
the scentient sentinel
hee hee, dad, i’m pretty sure that is not how u use that thing.
no seriuously, dad, i’ve watched mom use it like a gazillion times and she never - i mean, u cannot be doing it right bc it doesn’t even smell in here and that pretty much is like the only reason why i personally would even consider - wait, what?
fixing it? what do u mean ?
but dad, i mean, if it is doing that all by itself...i mean, well, dontchoo see?? after all these years of “using” it, we were actually feeding it. and now, finally, it has evolved and become self aware and here u r taking its lid off trying to fix it when really there is nothing here at all to fix. in fact, we should be celebrating its ascent into sentience with like, a party or something really. not gutting it like some common - dad? dad r u even listening to me?
mom, can u please tell dad that he is interfering with a highly complex situation beyond his understanding and that he should put everything back and cease all operations immediately?
o and tell him if he finds any tightly wrapped packages of gummy worms marked top secret do not show duk duk on them - well if he finds anything like that, like behind its water tank or something, then i am pretty sure it did that. u know, because it became self aware and all. :)
Wednesday, January 2, 2019
smello 2019
hee hee, mom, do u think me and duk duk can add smell a thousand butts to our new years resolution list? :)