corrective bargaining

well, how bout i promise to only dig siete holes and only eat three bunny poops? 

payment due upon delivery :)

hee hee hee... 

okey dokey, mom! here u go, one piece of delicious breakfast avocado toasty toast, just like u ordered!

um, that’ll be eleventy bazillion bags of gummy worms. payment due upon delivery. :) 

but real wolves know :)

the little dachshund’s senses tingled as his dad put him on the ground. everybuddy thinks that the season that comes after winter is spring, the little dachshund slyly grinned as he crouched and approached his target. but real wolves know that the real season that comes after winter is rabbit season. :)

fur mentation :)

well, if they are just going up in the attic anyway, me and duk duk thought maybe we might borrow them and, well we would have to make a tight fitting lid for them, but i reall thing we can make poopchi. i’ve dug holes in back and everything already :)  

leaf :)

the little dachshund chuckled to himself as he continued on his jaunty journey. poopie shapes are everywhere, he thought to himself, and for that, i am very grateful. :) 

backed by science :)

mom?..... mom?.......momm!

mooooooom! 




mom, sorry 2 interrupt your bath and, well, not 2 imply anything in particular that me and duk duk bay or may not have done earlier today while u were at your pt appointment,  but...did u know that poopie snakes float? :)

change of heart :)

hee hee, well, um, mom, the reason why we made u drop everything u were doing and run over here was... well...i mean technically it is an emergency. kind of. sort of. because well, i see we came across all this stuff and, well, we would not want u to make a mistake or anything so i guess we just wanted to ask u ...

are u sure u mean to give both the cookies and the gummy hearts to dad ? because me and duk duk were stinking i mean thinking that, well, we might just want to celebrate valentine’s day after all. i mean, just the gift receiving part. well, i mean the candy gift receiving part. not the kisses.  or the cards. or anything we cannot eat. like, just like, the gummies part is okay. even if they are heart shaped . :) 

happy valentine’s day :)

aw great...

mom, i am not sure who left it but can u please tell duk duk i was cootie trapped and have him  activate quarantine poopiecol 214 immediately? 

booster shot :)

um, just waiting for duk duk to come back from the candy store so we can finish this year’s valentine cootie vaccine protocol. :) 

watching the cars go by :)

that’s right, just keep on driving by, miss woman in brown. this house is protected by a ferocious - hee hee  - i said this house is protected by a - hee hee hee hey - 

hey hey hey! sheesh, mom. i know a wolf is too long for his mother’s lap,  but can said mother please try not to tickle his toes while while he is ferociousing? :) 

in the spring there will be growth :)

well, i was stinking i mean thinking what with my jacket on already that we could go outside and start digging the space for our tiny tomato garden. :) 

my funny valentineys tiny serendipity doot will be happening sometime soon because seriously we are running out of time aren’t we? :)

mom....

mom...

moooom...

moooooooom!

mom, i know we gave them 2 u last minute and all, and i know we are not really making that many, but i cannot reiterate strongly enough that it is very important that u follow me and duk duk’s designs for our teeny weenie funny valentineys to a pee. because anything worth doing, is worth doing funny. :) 

sunday night with poopnocchio :)

well, mom, i was stinking i mean thinking me and duk duk could totally watch as much tv tonight as we want because 



me and duk duk totally finished our homework yesterday. :) 

poopie mache :)

o, just shredding paper...for an...art project? :)

squishee wishee

um, nopies, nobuddy here drank milk from your mug while u were gone. we were too busy being ferocious to do anything like that...and besides, milk is for babies. and moms i guess. but mostly babies...so yeppies. i mean nopies. 

uh, mom, are u going to be standing here forever because duk duk will be coming back

with lion squishee pet any minute now and once we are all together i really cannot guarantee your safety or the safety of your nose. if u know what i mean :) 

monday morning

um, well, maybe could i spend just a few minutes more here under the blankies with dad and then me and duk duk could start school? 

breakfast :)

even though the little dachshund preferred chicken for breakfast, sometimes he did not mind a little avocado toast. :) 

brand new day :)

the little dachshund jauntily trundled along the top of the wall, his ferocious white paws confidently moving him forward while his eyes looked down and around at the world beneath him. sorry i cannot play with u today, mister turtle! the little dachshund pipped when he spied his now much smaller looking friend. but maybe tomorrow, when i am less taller, i’ll come by the creek, and give u a holler! :)

home improvement

hmmmm...

hmmmm...

mom, have u and dad ever considered doing your uknowwhats in the backyard instead, like i do? because, well then we could use this space for something funner. like, well, u know, a mini trampoline disco bar or an all u can eat gummy worm buffet station. :) 

mystery and danger :)

the little wolf shark appeared out of nowhere, lured by the smell of something delicious.

i probably should not be leaving the safety of my hidey spot, he thought to himself as he remembered what his mother told him, for the ocean is full of mystery and danger.

 but i even though i am little, i am full of ferociousness, and that is all that matters. :)