Friday, October 1, 2021

purple flower stink :)


i’ll be right there, mom, i just want to poo- i mean, i just want to smell all this pretty lavender! :) 




Wednesday, September 29, 2021

older and wiser :)

well i’ll be, thought the little dachshund when he looked up. it had been many years since the little dachshund spied his friend, mister bee, and there he was, clinging to the window screen waiting for the sun to warm his wings. 



“why smello, mister bee!” chirped the little dachshund as he climbed on the windowsill to get closer to his buzzy friend. “you may not recognize me because i am a ferocious wolf now, but it is me, baxter! remember?  and, well, last time we met i licked your butt. but seeing as how i am more worldly and older and wiser now, i know that it is probably not a good idea to lick your butt , but i was wondering..



is it still okay if i just sniff it?”  :)




Monday, September 27, 2021

well reasoned :)

well, i was just stinking i mean thinking that we all just take the day off today and, u know, have fun doing nothing really. :)




Friday, September 24, 2021

tiny tomato stand :)

um, yeppies, smello. i would like 2 order one late summer cherry tomato meal for me and one for my dad please, miss walk up window lady. o but make mine a mega meal with xtra smelly sauce on the side please. no, none for my dad today. he is smelly enough. but i will take his smelly sauce if xtra smelly sauce costs xtra. or if not, then i would like three, no, four smelly sauces. o and no napkins, we plan in chomping them as soon as they are ready . 


 
hee hee hee, this is going 2 be so delicious! boy, what’s with the service here it is taking forever! o finally…



dad… dad hold on 2 it tight and make sure u do not drop it. there’s nothing worse than a dropped tomato. u never know who’s been walking on the ground around here nowadays. 





dad.. dad..i really think u r doing it wrong.. 
if i can just help u hang on a sec..



okay now just put it right in my mouth, dad. u can have the next one :) 




Monday, September 20, 2021

bring your own smell :)

well, mostly because baths are for babies and i am practically a full grown wolf now.  but, i guess if i really have to take a bath, may i please have an extra eleventy cap fulls of mister bubble? the unscented one. for obvious reasons. :) 



Friday, September 17, 2021

lunchy lunch time :)

the little dachshund lion waited patiently in his bed, confident that no one would forget to feed him, lest they suffer the wrath of his might and ferocious rawwwr. :) 




Wednesday, September 15, 2021

one hundred percent

see, mom? i am not a meatloaf. i am one hundred percent wolf shaped :) 




Monday, September 13, 2021

game time :)

hee hee, go ahead, mom, guess which paw. if u win, u get a foofie. and if u lose, u get a foofie. it’s a total win win really. all u have 2 do is play. hee hee, or not. and u still get a foofie. :) 
 




Friday, September 10, 2021

that’s it really :)


well, i was stinking i mean thinking that…well, okay i was only stinking really. but maybe while i have your attention, may i please have a snackie? :) 




Wednesday, September 8, 2021

aerodynamic :)

hee hee, just put your ears out like this, mom and dad, and u can totally walkies faster! 




Monday, September 6, 2021

upcycled

hee hee, yeppies, duk duk, it’s a thing of beauty. a perfect facsimile if i do say so
myself! nobuddy will ever notice the subtle change. it will just be, well, improved.  like everything we do around here. always for the better. in a smelly way at least. 



hee hee hee, okay, lemme just get the tape and the uknowwhat and we can call this project tadonezo! whoops  - why smello, mom!



what’s that? why, nopies, mom, we are doing nothing untoward or suspechoso. we are just sitting here practicing our old timey fancy writing. u know, in case u need our help with anything like that,. because seriously, this font style is due for a comeback any day now, dontchoo stink? by the way, me and duk duk saw u scored some lovely things from the thrifty store the other day. if u r going back today, can u see if they have anything decoratively suitable for a ferocious wolf and falcon den?  o u r going? hooray i guess we will see u later then. okay bye bye we love u too. 




whoa that was close.  i mean, what mom got was cool, but it can be so much better! okay i’ll get the tape and u get the unknowwhat and meet u back in a whiffy. 





one tapey , two tapey , everything’s tadonezo!



hee hee, yeppies, duk duk, this is so much better. now let’s hang it back in the foyer so everybuddy can see  :)




Friday, September 3, 2021

volcanic activity :)

hee hee, mom, i know u were planning to nap here on the floor with me but watch out because any second now, mount pooptootieus is gonna blow :)





Wednesday, September 1, 2021

a few more makeys before we makey makey


well, u know what they say, mom. chop chop. all u have been doing so far is making boring human stuff this year and cyberbrown wednesday will be here before u know it. me and duk duk have a poop ton of genius ideas.  :) 




Monday, August 30, 2021

adventures in aviation :)


faced with the inevitability of his situation, the little dachshund tried one last time to prove that all his efforts were simply adventures in wolf aviation. 



just a few more flaps, mom, and you will see! no tushie man for u , and definitely none for me. :)





Friday, August 27, 2021

frenchy fry reasoning :)


okay fine. but i’m just saying, mom and dad, 



if we all went to chikky fila after we do my nails, it is a win win for everybuddy really, isn’t it? :) 








Wednesday, August 25, 2021

a trip to the candy store :)



hee hee, hurry, dad! we have to get back home before duk duk difunda out u bought me a jawbreaker :) 





Monday, August 23, 2021

little mister tuffet :)


um, well, i was just stinking i mean thinking that even tho she addresses the package 2 u, that maybe the cashmere fairy godmother meant for me to use them first. u know, because they are so soft and fluffy and perfect for snuggling on even in summer? :) 




Friday, August 20, 2021

finally

the little dachshund breathed a sigh of relief. finally, he thought to himself. next time she comes knocking, he now realized, mom really needs to lock the doors and pull down all the window shades. :) 




Wednesday, August 18, 2021

what happens in cootietown should really stay in cootietown


dear diary, 
sometimes in ferocious pursuit of something to fill his tummy, a wolf gets too close to the flame and as a result, accidentally catches a serious case of the cooties. on the plus side, a wolf gets to stay home even though school started this week. but on the minus side, while a wolf stays at home, his best toyfriend duk duk plans to plaster this picture all over school. and as a result, a wolf plans to pound his best toyfriend. sometimes things just have a way of working out, don’t they? :)

toodleypoo!
b. :)








Friday, August 13, 2021

socially distant :)


fine. if u r gonna be here for a while, cassie, i guess u may as well make yourself useful.  stand here and watch for bunnies, while i take my nap. a wolf needs his ferocious sleep, u know. 



but make sure to stay over there. i’ve already had like eleventy cootie shots and i still feel a little woozy because some slobbery mcpanty pants still thinks every water bowl she finds is communal. yessiree, a good nap is just what this wolf needs. remember, you stay over there cassie and it will be all be - 



aw great.