nap time :)

Some days, it’s all about the naps. :)

feed zone :)

well, technically these are all my rugs so, u know, i am exactly where i need 2 be. :)

hot dog :)

but every day is a good day 2 go hunting for tomatoes, dontchoo think, mom? :)

what’s more 2 learn :)

well, i was stinking i mean thinking of, u know, just, not going 2 school anymore. a wolf already knows pretty much everything relevant to wolf living, really. what’s more 2 learn? :) 

tooter hole :)

aw sheesh, cassie mc panty pants, it is too early in the morning for your smelly breathy breath. give a wolf a break already.   

besides, if u r gonna stink up the place, then u have to do it properly, from your tooter hole, not your pie hole. like this. 

(pfweeeooOooooOoooooOoooot!)

hee hee, see? putrid, with a touch of ferocious.  or as i like to call it, just another wednesday morning.   :) 

haipoo monday :)

summer strawberries

delicious from mom’s garden

a wolf chomps them now :) 

tgidiscodecontaminationfriday :)

aw great. 

never mind, mom. i think we are gonna need to spend all our tardis money on cootie decontamination. again. 

probably definitely maybe

well, mom, i was stinking i mean thinking with only one week left before school starts, that maybe me and duk duk could build a tardis and go back to the beginning of summer. or forward to next summer. your choice really. especially since we probably maybe most definitely need to borrow your credit card 2 buy all the parts we need. :) 

testing testing one two pee tres

testing testing one two pee. nothing 2 pee here really, my mom accidentally deleted something that allowed my blog posties to post to my facebook page and hopefully we fixed it. :) 

tiny trundler :)

the little dachshund quietly giggled to himself as he ferociously trundled up the ramp, his little bottom bouncing up and down with each step he took, squeaking tiny poofs of air so noxious that he was actually glad his nose was at the opposite end of his burping bottom.  :)

win win :)

um, well, mom, what with it being eleventy hundred degrees out, i was stinking i mean thinking that pooping under the bed would show initiative, really. i mean, this way, not only do we not have to go outside, but our poopie snake museum would be air conditioned, and all our precious poopies would be safe from turning into mushies. it is a win win really :) 

tiny giant :)

the little dachshund towered over the tiny village. “hee hee.  pee, poo, peeeew, yum!” cried the ferocious little giant. “soon you will smell foofie, fresh from my bum!”  

butturd popcorn :)

well, it is not my fault really. i mean, we texted u and u said yeppies and technically we did spell it right when we typed it but i guess it got autocorrected before duk duk hit send and well, that’s that really.  other than it was delicious. :) 

hopefulthee hnever :)

(guhbleergh)

(gah blahhhhhk)

(ka hurrl!) 




(hwarrrrr- ) hwha? o, juth praktithing my hurl noithes hfor the neckth thime u thell me hathie hith humming kover. hwitch hith hopefulthee hnever. :) 

towering cootieferno :)

uh, exsqueeze me.  all panty mc panty pants stand way over there, remember?? sheesh! 

baxter and duk duk’s last stand :)

well, basically until she goes home i guess. i mean, u saw what happened upstairs. a wolf leaves his third favorite bed for a minute and her fluffy butt yoinks it. instant cootieoactive waste site. me and duk duk probably will not be able to use that bed for another eleventy zillion years.  so, yeppies, if u could move my meal and water station over here, and if u would also put some poopie pads nearby,  i stink i mean think we will be good to go. :) 

it happened

see? what!?! mom, how can u not see it??

well, how bout now?  what?? i mean seriously.  okay, wait, maybe i just need to turn away from the light so u can see the reflection better. hang on a sec..

okay, now???  see? i toldjoo. it was like i was standing under niagara falls. only worse bc, u know, cooties. 

this is why me and duk duk have rules, mom.  to prevent these kinds of drooly disasters. now may i please tell, i mean ask her to please stand over there where she belongs? 

just another panty monday

hee hee, yessiree there’s nothing like being in bed with on a monday morning during summer vacation, right, mom? nothing 2 do, nowhere 2 go, nobuddy to bother u..(sniff sniff) hey, why does it suddenly smell like day old fish poopie sundae with fermented cheesy rinds and crunchy toastchee topping? that’s not even on me and duk duk’s menu until fri-

aw great…

(to be continued)

daytime in the garden of small and delicious (a tiny single jingle by baxter and duk duk)

hee hee, tiny tomato farm! 

tiny tomato farm! 

they may be nutritious, 

but they’re really delicious,

it’s our tiny tomato farm!

(guarded by ferocious wolf and falcon) :)

speak now or forever hold your pee :)

mom?

mom?



mom! 



mom, i know u said not 2 interrupt u so u could finish sewing these two rugs together so i do not go all slippy slidey in the foyer but  ..



dontchoo think it might be better if, well, instead of all these pretty rugs.. well why not just cover the foyer with grass? so that, u know, a ferocious wolf could pee on it, too?  :)