pssst! mom, if we have a snackie while dad is in the bathroom then it really would not count as a snackie and then, u know, when he gets back, we can have second first snackies :)
Friday, May 19, 2023
Monday, May 15, 2023
sneaking :)
“sneaking up can be hard to do,” said the little dachshund. “but all u have to do, really, is keep your eyes on the prize and quietly put one ferocious paw in front of the other. “ :)
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Friday, May 12, 2023
tgidiscofriyay :)
well, why not double snackies tonitey nite?tgidiscofriday will start after u and dad go to bed and me and duk duk will need all the energy we can get 2 robot the nite away :)
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Friday, May 5, 2023
fire and cheese :)
seriously, mom, can u please stop calling me baby chocolata con queso y cheese? it doesn’t even make any sense. and besides, baby chocolatte con fuego y olor sounds way better. :)
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doxie doings
Wednesday, May 3, 2023
the poundlings :)
well, i would sneak up on him, like this. and then i would chomp his smelly butt. and he would go quack quack quacky quack and drop all the gummy worms. and then i would pound him and he would pound me abd i would pound him more and then we would goto the candy store together and buy more candy for later. because that’s what friends do, really. pound, forgive, and forget. :)
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Monday, May 1, 2023
innocent until proven smelly :)
um, nopies, mom. i have no idea who pooped on the hall rug. i was just here enjoying a nice rainy sunday afternoon nap with dad. but, well… now that i stink i mean think about it, dad did eat more of the cheesy block than i did. maybe u might should wake him up and ask him? :)
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Monday, April 24, 2023
walk this way :)
hee hee, follow me, mom, and i will show u the site of me and duk duk’s new super sized poopie snake museum! :)
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doxie doings
Monday, April 17, 2023
a very fun day :)
The little dachshund had such a fun day that he hardly made it onto his blankie before he fell asleep. :)
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Wednesday, April 12, 2023
happily ever after on you :)
mom, u know, we have been watching this show for over sixteen hours now and i was pretty sure that ri jeong-hyeok and yoon se-ri would end up together but there have been so many twists and turns and now that uknow what happened to mister uknowwho and miss uknowwho is uknowwhatting, i am really not sure at all what is going to happen and maybe it is best we just not watch the last fifty minutes because that way, u know, nothing bad happens for sure and we can just imagine that it all works out.
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doxie doings
Monday, April 3, 2023
open window weather :)
the little dachshund stood by the open window, his nose twitching with delight and wonder. what a glorious spring day, he thought to himself. mother nature puts on such a show in the spring! the plants smell plantier, the earth smells earthier, the bees get buzzier. if only there was something i could do to be doier, too! hmmmmm. hmmmmmm. o i -
(pwfeeeeeeeooooooOOOoooooOooooot!) know. i can be tootier! :)
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Friday, March 31, 2023
well considered :)
hmmmmmm….
hmmmmmmmm…
nopies, mom. i cannot think of a reason at all for why u cannot share at least half your bowl of popcorn with me. :)
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Monday, March 27, 2023
Friday, March 24, 2023
Monday, March 20, 2023
wile e wolfote :)
i can too still help u make holes, mom. just let me and duk duk order some tnt and we can make all the holes u want. :)
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Monday, March 13, 2023
sidecar silly :)
mom? mom! i know u cannot watch me on account of u driving and all but try to listen and figure out what sort of ferocious animal i am. ready? okay.
rawwwwwwwwr!
rawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwr!
rawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwr!
okay u can have three guesses and if u guess wrong on all three of them we make a yooey and a wolf gets a pup cone and frenchy fries. :)
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doxie doings
Wednesday, March 8, 2023
later later :)
well, how about a snackie now, and a snackie later? and a snackie later later, too? :)
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Friday, March 3, 2023
bridge over the slobber high
eek! cassie! i said stand still!
just, please, do not move for three seconds so i can go tell dad something very important. uno…
dos… ew, slobber pile! …
…tres! okay go on, cassie, u can go find some other place to slobber up now while i talk 2 dad about something very important.
very, very important. like for ferocious wolf and wolf dad ears only. so, u know, feel free to go slobber up somewhere else. like, u know. my water bowl…again.
hey dad, how bout we blow this poop stand just u n me and goto the candy store? i can pedal us and everything :)
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doxie doings
Wednesday, March 1, 2023
bowled over :)
sheesh! cassie, this is only like the eleventyzillionth time i’ve had to tell you. look at all this slobber! not to mention all the cooties. now it is gonna take forever for me to decontaminate my water bowl and there goes me and duk duk’s plans tonitey nite to binge watch the last of us. not that we need to, what with our own homegrown apocalypse happening right before my very own eyes. seriously cassie, for the eleventyzillionth and one time, my water bowl is not communal. the “guest” water bowl is way over there. like, u know, where u should be. way over -
hey wait, where u r going? o goody, maybe a wolf’s rant finally worked and soon she will be miles
away.
mom, can we not move her water bowl like, upstairs. or outside. or maybe, u know, over to her house?
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doxie doings
Monday, February 27, 2023
higher education:)
aw great. mom, is it too late for me and duk duk to goto college and live on campus?
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doxie doings
Friday, February 24, 2023
secret thumbs :)
“i do too have thumbs,” said the little dachshund to his best toyfriend, duk duk. “four really, or two pairs. one pair u can see just by looking at me and my ferocious paws from the front, and one pair hardly anybuddy sees. unless u r the grass i am peeing on.”
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