vitanixed :)

…and that, mom, is why u should never hide  poopie snakes in a blender. 

um, what do u mean how do i know that? 

me before u except after we :)

pssst! mom, if we have a snackie while dad is in the bathroom then it really would not count as a snackie and then, u know, when he gets back, we can have second first snackies  :) 

sneaking :)

  “sneaking up can be hard to do,” said the little dachshund.  “but all u have to do, really, is keep your eyes on the prize and quietly put one ferocious paw in front of the other. “ :) 

tgidiscofriyay :)

well, why not double snackies tonitey nite?tgidiscofriday will start after u and dad go to bed and me and duk duk will need all the energy we can get 2 robot the nite away :) 

fire and cheese :)

seriously, mom, can u please stop calling me baby chocolata con queso y cheese? it doesn’t even make any sense. and besides, baby chocolatte con fuego y olor sounds way better. :)

the poundlings :)

well, i would sneak up on him, like this. and then i would chomp his smelly butt. and he would go quack quack quacky quack and drop all the gummy worms. and then i would pound him and he would pound me abd i would pound him more and then we would goto the candy store together and buy more candy for later. because that’s what friends do, really. pound, forgive, and forget. :) 

innocent until proven smelly :)

um, nopies, mom. i have no idea who pooped on the hall rug. i was just here enjoying a nice rainy sunday afternoon nap with dad. but, well… now that i stink i mean think about it, dad did eat more of the cheesy block than i did. maybe u might should wake him up and ask him?  :) 

walk this way :)

hee hee, follow me, mom, and i will show u the site of me and duk duk’s new super sized poopie snake museum!  :) 

a very fun day :)

The little dachshund had such a fun day that he hardly made it onto his blankie before he fell asleep. :) 

happily ever after on you :)

mom, u know, we have been watching this show for over sixteen hours now and i was pretty sure that ri jeong-hyeok and yoon se-ri would end up together but there have been so many twists and turns and now that uknow what happened to mister uknowwho and miss uknowwho is uknowwhatting, i am really not sure at all what is going to happen and maybe it is best we just not watch the last fifty minutes because that way, u know, nothing bad happens for sure and we can just imagine that it all works out. 

open window weather :)

the little dachshund stood by the open window, his nose twitching with delight and wonder. what a glorious spring day, he thought to himself. mother nature puts on such a show in the spring! the plants smell plantier, the earth smells earthier, the bees get buzzier.  if only there was something i could do to be doier, too! hmmmmm. hmmmmmm. o i -  

(pwfeeeeeeeooooooOOOoooooOooooot!) know. i can be tootier! :) 

well considered :)

hmmmmmm….

hmmmmmmmm…

nopies, mom. i cannot think of a reason at all for why u cannot share at least half your bowl of popcorn with me. :)

the ice cream cometh :)

justh a thittle tatht of your ith kweam, pweeth? :)

the cassiceps strain

wait, cassie pooped here, in my backyard? when?!?!!?

wile e wolfote :)

i can too still help u make holes, mom. just let me and duk duk order some tnt and we can make all the holes u want. :)

sidecar silly :)

mom? mom! i know u cannot watch me on account of u driving and all but try to listen and figure out what sort of ferocious animal i am. ready? okay. 

rawwwwwwwwr! 

rawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwr!

rawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwr! 

okay u can have three guesses and if u guess wrong on all three of them we make a yooey and a wolf gets a pup cone and frenchy fries. :) 

later later :)

well, how about a snackie now, and a snackie later? and a snackie later later, too?  :) 

bridge over the slobber high

eek! cassie! i said stand still! 

just, please, do not move for three seconds so i can go tell dad something very important. uno…

dos… ew, slobber pile! …

…tres!  okay go on, cassie, u can go find some other place to slobber up now while i talk 2 dad about something very important. 

very, very important. like for ferocious wolf and wolf dad ears only. so, u know, feel free to go slobber up somewhere else. like, u know. my water bowl…again. 

hey dad, how bout we blow this poop stand just u n me and goto the candy store? i can pedal us and everything :)

bowled over :)

sheesh! cassie, this is only like the eleventyzillionth time i’ve had to tell you. look at all this slobber! not to mention all the cooties. now it is gonna take forever for me to decontaminate my water bowl and there goes me and duk duk’s plans tonitey nite to binge watch the last of us. not that we need to, what with our own homegrown apocalypse happening right before my very own eyes. seriously cassie, for the eleventyzillionth and one time, my water bowl is not communal. the “guest” water bowl is way over there. like, u know, where u should be. way over - 

 

hey wait, where u r going? o goody, maybe  a wolf’s rant finally worked and soon she will be miles

away. 

mom, can we not move her water bowl like, upstairs. or outside. or maybe, u know, over to her house? 

higher education:)

aw great. mom, is it too late for me and duk duk to goto college and live on campus?