Friday, December 15, 2017

ez pz


hee hee, really? o i can do that, mom, ezpz.


hthee?


Tuesday, December 12, 2017

today i am eleven :)


hee hee hee, ooOOOooooOooo! i smell blueberries and i smell strawberries and i smell carrots and i smell chicken and i smell duc- i mean, i smell watermelon..mom may i please open my eyes now?


oooOOOOOoooOOOOoooooOOOoo! it is even taller and deliciouser looking then i ever imagined! :)

Monday, December 11, 2017

layer cake


....and make it a mile high, so when we put the two ones on top, it will look like a really really long poopie snake! o, and i get to lick the spoon, right, mom? :) :)

Friday, December 8, 2017

little red riding wolf :)


rawwwr! rawwwr! rawwr!


rawww-


hee hee, why hello, mother. um,
guess what - i found the red sweater u have been looking for. :)

Wednesday, December 6, 2017

hypopetically speaking :)

well...i kind of see your point about the work and all, mom, but...well...


if santa brought us a manatee, we could name him hugh and it would totally be worth it, dontchoo think? :)

Monday, December 4, 2017

o christmas glee

hee hee, okay mom, turn it on..


ooOoooOOOOoOooooooOooo!


thanks, mom! this is exactly what we wanted. now we just need to put a red ballie on top and it can dry while we are at school. and then, when we get home, we will make our masterpoop video and then we can post it this evening and everything! :)

Friday, December 1, 2017

wolfy wolferstein, PgMP®


hee hee, yes please, mom, i would like to see...o snap. i guess u do still have a lot of finish work to do, mom. when me and duk duk were developing our doot schedule, i guess we were only thinking about the number of sets we wanted u to make and not the number of individual items u would have to spend time on.


and i see how pretty they are and we certainly would not want to rush u..


okeky dokey, i agree. let's move the doot date for our ornaments from monday 12/4 to saturday 12/9 at nine pm est and i will tell duk duk so we can update the first video we made and post it to instygram and facebooky.

u know, this schedule change works out really well really because it hopefully gives me and duk duk more time so we can make a second ornament video. because the first one was meant to be a teaser . u know, kind of like so when people see it, they would be like, ooooOOOOoooooooOOOooo - did u see that? i think i saw the legs move and i know i saw the tail move and i wonder what the rest of it looks like and haw haw haw didjoo see the size of the poopie plop it made??


(
pfweeeOoooOoop!) um, mom, u are still wearing your gas mask, arentchoo? :)

Wednesday, November 29, 2017

when everything is last minute but cyber brown wednesday is still today at noon and nine pm est :)


hee hee, well mom, we kind of want them to have kind of that gumball machine prize feeling, only they would be for grown ups. so, better made, obviously, and, well maybe, not like, just some random solid primary colors, but something with a lot of depth and visual texture and contrast. and, well, it still has to be in keeping with the spirit of cyber brown wednesday, so be sure to not make it so sophisticated that nobuddy would recognize we had a paw and wing in developing it. like, we were stinking it should be offered as a special cyber brown trio, that u can stack. and maybe one of the could be glinty sparkly like our glitter poops - maybe that should be the brown one. and one can be like, visually soft yet light reflective and interesting, like u know those quartzy stones we saw at the gem show with the golden lines in it? o, i have an idea for that which i am totallu prepared to sacrifice for but lets get back to that in a second. oh, and so the last one could be like, kind of muted colorful pearly pretty, but, maybe like, make it look like my guts the way it looked when the special tushie man took an xray of me. u know, kind of gas bubbly but not mister bubbles bubbly? more like organs and stuff, but not so defined that its all gray's anatomy gross. and, well, that's about it really. o, and can u make like eleventy million of them or at least maybe six sets in each of the mold sizes we got u? that way we can split them among our double doots happening at noon and nine pm est.


oh and can u hurry up and give us set for us to photograph now so we can work on our marketing pictures? i mean, i know we are also offering a few special teeny weenie xmas tree pee blocks and we just released the second edition of our teeny tiny story book the poop pn the stoop, but i really think our cyberbrown wednesday event today will not be the same without them, dontchoo? :)

Friday, November 24, 2017

black friday :)

do not worry, mom, we have it all figured out. here, let us show u. duk duk, u know what to do - wolf and falcon assemble!


hee hee hee - hey hey - no pokesies back there, duk duk, unless u wanna unleash the olfactory equivalent of poopnarok... again. hee hee, i know! i wonder what mon puts in the turkey brine. or maybe it was the sausage stuffing. and the sweet potatoes. all that fiber. its pretty much nature's gunpowder really, hee hee hee. what? oh, ok okay.


see mom? snug as a smooshed poopie snake in sneaker treads. no way we will get separated. now will u take us to the wally world so we can buy an eleventy hundred inch led ultra high def 4k hd tv for the heat cave?

(ps - do not forget about our own little cyber brown wednesday event! we have been busy behind the scenes with a very special makey for it. oh and we are not sure exactly when we will be dooting yet but maybe probably in the evening and hopefully that gives us time to preview a few things in either or monday or wednesday morningblog posty :) )

Thursday, November 23, 2017

happy thanksgiving:)

Even though tiny chumley's needs are really quite simple and easy to remember in the grand scheme of things, sometimes, when the realities of life require us to direct our attentions elsewhere, I suspect he feels we could use a gentle reminder or two, especially on days like today when feasting and being grateful are the priorities of the day.

hee hee, do not worry, duk duk. i am sure she will see it any minute now... :)

Wednesday, November 22, 2017

be kind rewind

hee hee, okay, okay, duk duk. just give me a couple more minutes with this fresh hot pile of laundry and then i can help u with the thanksgiving centerpiece for our table.

what? no, those are my gummy worms fair and square. it's not my fault u stink at playing monkey chow mambo chugalug chewdown. i mean, seriously, i feel like i am so full of monkey chow gas bubbles right now that the only thing keeping me from literally exploding is...hmmmmmm. well, nothing real-


(pfweeeeeOoOoOoOoooooOooot!)


-ly. hee hee hee. foo-whee! um, mom, i think we might have to hit the rewind button on this load of laundry if u know what i mean :)

Friday, November 17, 2017

baxter & duk duk's special friday matinee feature: weenie reindeer games :)

dear diary,
next week is thanksgiving week and as might imagine we will be very busy being thankful and eating and entertaining family and stuff so please do not worry if we are not posting regularly or responding very quickly. also, i am stilll washing cooties off myself from cassie's relatively brief but incredibly stinky visit, so there is that. but anyhow, even though we might still be posting a little next week, me and duk duk thought it might be nice to leave u with an officially awesome video we just made which we are sure u will want to watch with the sound on over and over again during next week's comedy drought. plus it has a very special announcement at the end. 



oh and if u were wondering, we hope to have a few goodies for cyber brown wednesday but we may not have a lot of time to preannounce what it will be so stay tuned because there will probably be ninjadoots! okay, me and duk duk need to pick up lil pink puppy and lulu the tiger from chukky poops so i will write u later and i hope u have a very good weekend. :)

toodleydoo!
b.














Wednesday, November 15, 2017

teeny weenie csi


no, mom, i do not know how it got this way at all..


and i do see how u might think that these are ferocious chomp marks. but as u know, there are many tools here that could easily make those marks. and u know that i know u know i know u know i know better, so that pretty much rules me out, dontchoo think?


and besides, even if a wolf really did have anything to do with it, i am sure he would be very very sorry. :)

Monday, November 13, 2017

scene from an amazing magic trick as performed by a wolf :)


hee hee, okay, mom, now open your eyes and guess where the quarter went.. :)