Wednesday, March 20, 2019


cash? on delivery? o. so that is what that me- um, i mean, well, nopies, mister man in brown, i am pretty sure nobuddy here ordered a super duper power blaster mega doopty doop trampoline with optional ragin rumble presto magic thunder dome and 12.9 infrasonic temper tympanic surround sound system. especially a super duper power blaster mega doopty doop trampoline with optional ragin rumble presto magic thunder dome and 12.9 infrasonic temper tympanic surround sound system that does not come filled with fishy fishies. :)

Sunday, March 17, 2019

happy st pooptrick’s day

hee hee hee, wait’ll everybuddy sees me in school tomorrow :) 

Wednesday, March 13, 2019

side airbag

hey...what’s that say? size.. no bide.. wait...side... 

side airbag!  oooooOOOooooOoooo!

mom, do u think maybe if me and duk duk are very careful, that we could take one of these seats into our explodatorium and well, u know, fill it up with foofie after? :) 

Monday, March 11, 2019

sunday afternoon treasure hunt :)

hurry, dad, we have to get there before it rains. duk duk said it is pretty much the biggest one he has ever seen and when he smelled it, he says he almost passed out!! 

Friday, March 8, 2019

my ferocious

please, mom? we have 2 hurry bc duk duk will be home soon and u know how jelly he gets.. i promise i will not lose it or anything....really? okay, yippee!

hee hee, my ferocious! one ring to stink them all!!

Wednesday, March 6, 2019

carpe poopem:)

hee hee, okay open the door, mom, i’m ready to rawwwr the world :)

Monday, March 4, 2019

young poopawan

uh, nopies, hankie. do not even think about it. this wolf’s neckmeat is completely off limits.  like infinity off limits. n - o - pee - eye- eee - s. in fact this wolf’s entire ferocious front half is a designated no chomping zone so if that is all u want to do, my little poopawan, then i suggest u leave this wolf alone and go elsewhere ... 


unless all u really mean to do is say smello and welcome, and to that end, i give u this piece of simple wolf wisdom:  real friends - hey are u listening? listen up.  real friends? real friends smell butts... 

...hee hee hee. :)

Friday, March 1, 2019


The little wolf happily munched away on his mid morning snackie, unaware that only moments later, his day would turn into an epic cootietastrophe. 

Wednesday, February 27, 2019

ray of light

um, i’ll be right there, mom. just when it gets to dark o’clock :)

Monday, February 25, 2019

tiny time :)

how tiny?  well, mom, i guess i would say about this tiny. but if u want to give me a snackie that is larger than that, that is okay, too. :)

Friday, February 22, 2019

u deserve a break today

hey hey... hey mom..

do u think maybe we can itchday cootiecay pantymcay antspay and otogay the iikkychay iletfay? :)

Tuesday, February 19, 2019

nightmare on wolf street

o m g. this. cannot. be. happening. again.

Monday, February 18, 2019

elbow to elbow

seriously, cassie? i mean, it’s not even a question worth debating.  look. elbow to elbow. mine are smaller, nimbler, much more efficient mover of earth and stones. besides tracking in mud and leaves what do your crazy fluffy legs do of value? zilcho. nada. no thingy or thingies. u cannot even hold a snackie bone and gnaw on it without needing to borrow a giraffe’s neck... ugh, fine. we can ask her but make it snappy because chocobot’s cootie proximity protection spell is sizzling in overdrive and this wiener wolf does not want another bath just because mom thinks i smell when we both know - oh wait, here she is..

mom, dontchoo think my legs are like eleventy zillion times more ferocious than cassie’s? 

Friday, February 15, 2019

s is for stowaway

hee hee, hurry, duk duk, mom will be here any minute so get your smelly butt in there and make it snap- what? we talked about this already. besides the fact that it is physically impossible and pretty much restinkulous to switch places...

i wasn’t the one who ate half our gummy worm savings when both of us agreed months ago that we needed the extra gummies so we could finally afford premium priority linebuster tickets for the both of us. we have been looking forward to this forever.

and now we barely have enough gummies for one basic admission to the world’s most incredible stink and smell show which is also why we have to make it snappy because we will be standing in line for hours just to get a whiff of the corpse flower. hee hee, hey that tickles! wait, did u just foof-

oo, (kaaaack) hurry i hear mom coming!

oh hello, mom, thank u for agreeing to drop me off at the stink show. it is a pity duk duk cannot come but i know some quiet time alone in the heat cave is just what he needs to feel right as a robin :)