Monday, October 16, 2017

the pilgrim

hee hee, hmmmm. finest quality..exceptional adorableness...

..excellent workmanship and shift resistance..perfect for stylish little wolves who know how to party!

yeppies, mom, i think our supercool nexus four uptown funky monkey thanksgiving pilgrim buckle hat design is a winner, dontchoo think? let's book it into the makey schedule for a limited micro production run and me and duk duk will start pulling fabrics and buckles immediately so u can finish them by early november!

Friday, October 13, 2017

u say potato, i say posmello


(sniff sniff)

(sniff sniff sniff...sniff sniff)

(sniff sniff sniff)

mom, what did u do with the potato me and duk duk put in here like forever ago ?? and why didjoo put all this charcoal and pee pee no no juice in there instead? i mean, it hardly even smells like concentrated morning death breath in here now..

Wednesday, October 11, 2017

lap buddy

hee hee hee, now remember, mom,
our rates have gone up on account of me and duk duk saving up for a parachute so lap time is now two and a half gummy worms an hour but as always, the barks are free. :)

Monday, October 9, 2017

backseat riddler

hey, dad, what do u call a ferocious poopie snake with two front teeth knocked out?

a ferothith hoopie thnake!

aha ha ha ha ha hee hee hee! :)

Friday, October 6, 2017

wolf beach

hee hee, dad, after we put this floaty ring on duk duk, can we please dig for clams or roll in something super smelly before we go back home?

Wednesday, October 4, 2017

a little behind :)

hee hee, do not worry, mom. i know we are usually more ready by now but i promise me and duk duk are working on our calendar for next year and we will get it into our etsy shop hopefully probably before thanksgiving. :)

Monday, October 2, 2017

the rails have eyes

mom, if u need a ferocious wolf to help u and dad with those stepping stones, u know where i am. :)

Friday, September 29, 2017

iphoneys eye view

hee hee okay, mom, i can shoe u. see? it is ezpz. u just open your note app, clicky on the little pencil, clicky on the squiggly line, clicky on the big fat marker, pick the color u want, then start drawing and voila!

see? like this.. :)

Wednesday, September 27, 2017

nail day

well mom, maybe we could do my nails tomorrow but u could give my me special snackie today. :)

Monday, September 25, 2017

reserved seating

hee hee, well, mom, i was kind of thinking that u and dad could sit on the floor, what with it being fresh and clean and all now. :)

Friday, September 22, 2017

a brushy a day :)

ooooOooOooooOOOoo! duk duk, r u stinking what i am stinking?? quick go get it..

hee hee hee... a brushy a day keeps the butt licking breath at bay :)

Wednesday, September 20, 2017

front seat driver :)

ooo ooo - i see it! do not worry, mom,  i've got this.

beeep beeeeep!


beep beep beep! beep beep beeeeeeeep!


sheesh, the service around here is apooping...

beep beep beeeeEEEeeoooEEEEeeeeeoooEEEeeeoooEEEeeeeeoooEEEeeeoooeeeep!

oh good. finally.


hey, dad..u missed a spot. :)

Monday, September 18, 2017

always happy 2 help

hee hee, dad, if u need me to chomp anything for u, a wolf will be right here by his bowl :)

Friday, September 15, 2017

u r invited: baxter and duk duk's tiny helping houston teeny weenie texas tree fundraiser event

yes, mother, me and duk duk agree to ensure one hundred percent of the proceeds from our special teeny weenie helping houston texas tree fundraiser will be donated to the houston spca to help wolves and falcons in need.  now, may we please have some time alone so we can start photography and planning our event?



hee hee, i thought she'd never leave. wait, is she gone? okay good.  i did not want to say it in front of her, but these teeny weenie helping houston texas trees we asked mom to make on short notice turned out even better than i expected! i mean, it's got all the adorableness of our other teenie weenie trees, and it's got all the awesomeness that u would expect out of something that might cost a little more but they are meant for a special cause. i mean, the three piece, glove soft,  hand cut, full leather wrap that makes up the texas state flag on the block base?  the tiny hand dyed indigo blue trees with even tinier texas star tree toppers on top?  the classic teeny weenie we designed with tiny red swarovski crystal nose standing ferociously atop an iridescent glittery snow surface? the hand branded logo that we designed on the bottom?  the pearly-descent stars we punched and carefully placed on the flag? all the tiny touches really add up to some one of a kind awesome, don't they, duk duk?

 yeah, i know. my tummy is already rumbling at me for donating our gummy worms to help buy supplies for these trees. but just think, we could have donated our gummy worms directly, but by investing them  in supplies and turning them into these trees, hopefully people will buy them and we can multiply the amount we can donate! and, it's a win win all around because not only will people know they are helping a good cause, but they will be getting something really awesome that they can keep or maybe even give to another friend, u know, to pass along the smile favor. and if that person lives in texas or is from texas, why, even better, right?

anyhow, i hope our friends can remember to mark their calendars for - wait, when did we say again? oh yeah, saturday the 23rd at 8:00 PM Eastern Standard time. but i hope they can remember if they are interested or pass the word along because we only made like fifteen of them plus or minus what a wolf might have chomped on because, well, u know, that's what a mom gets when a wolf finds things at wolf height and he thinks he is being helpful by bringing it to her only by the time he brings it to her there are pretty much chomp marks all over it. because that's what wolves do. :)