Monday, September 17, 2018

we deserve a break 2day

hee hee, mom, what with us being so luckee with the hurrycane and all, and well, we have been cooped up 4 so long, do u think maybe me and dad can go to the mickey me midnitey nite drive thru for some frenchy fries? :)

Wednesday, September 12, 2018

please say nopies

mom, am i going to have to share this with cassie?

(ps there probably will be no blog posty friday or monday so do not worry :))

Monday, September 10, 2018

little dog big wolf

hee hee, okay, mom, from all the way up there on the ladder, am i still ferocious? :)

Friday, September 7, 2018

tiny tomato harvest

okay, mom. i promise not to eat any of the delicious cherry tomatoes here in this bowl until u and dad come back home.

yeppies. no buddy will eat not even a single precious tomato in this bowl. no eatey nada en este frutero. not on this wolf’s watch. wolf’s honor. all the tomatoes in this bowl are safe and sound! okey dokey, bye bye, i love u too. have fun on your errands with dad. smell u later..

hee hee hee, nobuddy said anything about the tomatoes that accidentally fall out of the bowl when a wolf is not looking... :)

Wednesday, September 5, 2018

chisanpoop :)

...eighteen, nineteen, twenty. okay. lessee, so if that’s twenty..multiply by four...take the integral...partial derivative...eleventy ten take the two carry the nine...

mom, to satisfy a wolf’s ferocious daily calorie requirements, i am pretty sure i am going to need at least infinity cubed more pieces of kibble. :)

Monday, September 3, 2018

serving size :)

a whole week’s worth?? dad, i’m pretty sure mom meant that to be a single wolf sized serving of chunky chicken. :)

Friday, August 31, 2018


hee hee hee, they’re coming! okay cassie, remember - if anybuddy asks, your name is george and u r not playing because u r a magic dragon who temporarily lost his powers and got stuck in a dopey big dog suit. and then u excuse yourself and say u have 2 stand over there so u do not accidentally set anyone on fire. o,and, most importantly, what do u need 3 remember? do not talk about uknowwhat club.

Wednesday, August 29, 2018

wolfing melon :)

and the happy little wolf chomped and chomped, until finally, his tummy was a big and round as the delicious watermelon he had just eaten. :)

Monday, August 27, 2018

earning potential :)

mom, to earn some xtra gummy worms, do u think maybe mister w would let me guard this place on the weekends?

because i am pretty sure i could do a pretty ferocious job :)

Friday, August 24, 2018

smelly with a chance of cooties

hmmm, note 2 self, proceed with xtreme caution...cassie? (sniff)...

(sniff sniff sniff)

hmmm, well whodathunkit...

mom, i think the smell from the guess whose foofie game me and duk duk were playing upstairs wafted down and knocked cassie out cold. :)

Wednesday, August 22, 2018

i say tomato, u say tiara

um, mom, when i said i needed a new thinking cap for school this year, i am pretty sure that does not mean a thinking tiara.

Monday, August 20, 2018

effective immediately

mom, i just wanted to let u know that after last week’s epic cootietastrophe, me and duk duk have decided that my cassie based guest hosting fees will be increasing eleventy-finity fold, not only to cover the rising costs of level 18 decontamination and reconstruction efforts, but also to compensate for the humiliation, suffering, and general malaise experienced during and after said hosting encounters. full payment due in advance, payable either in gummy worms, pb snackies, paypal, refillable debit card, or any combination therein. effective immediately. :)

Friday, August 17, 2018

the ruffled grouse

“ stranger to ferociousness, the ruffled grouse, whose scientific name is bonasa umbellus, may be a dumb bell away up north, where they say that, when flushed, he flutters to a nearby limb and sits there, rubbernecking like a rube on a broadway bus.” hmmmm... “ blah blah, blah blah blah blah...”

“...blah blah long pants, which as the neighbors say, smells just like blah blah blah.” hee hee hee. “but the blah blah may be even lying right next to u, blah blah blahing up the whole room. and yet some say the grouse still has to blah blah to the blah blah panty pants because his mom is making him do it, solely on the unreasonable account of some blah blah falcon blabbing about the ruffled grouse not starting his summer blah blah reading yet...”

“...but hopefully the blah blah panty pants is way too dopey 2 even notice that the most of what the ruffled grouse is reading is - “

Thursday, August 16, 2018


aw come on! mooom, she’s doing it again!

sheesh,, can u please tell cassie that no touchie my ruggie pretty much means NO TOUCHIE MY RUGGIE?