Wednesday, October 19, 2016

makers mark

well mom, the new makers mark u had made for us is pretty cool and i am sure we will make plenty of super cool things for our etsy shop with it, but, well...

dontchoo think it needs more wolf and falcon? :) 

Monday, October 17, 2016

blanket weather

Even though a certain little wolf often likes to stay up and wait patiently for me to join him and his dad in bed, most nights nowadays by the time I am ready,  I find him like this, already in a deep wolfy sleep, snug and happy as a little bug. :)

Friday, October 14, 2016


oh, well nothing really, mom. i mean, well other than trying to grow a pair of antlers. is that what u were asking about? because i sure do not smell anything out of the ordinary. nopies, nosirree :)

Wednesday, October 12, 2016


whoa duk duk, u were right. the air has been clearing for hours now and i am still dizzy! maybe next time we should really listen to mom and not play guess whose foofie inside anymore.  at least when we both have been preparing for days. that touch of stinky fermented tofu was pure genius by the way. i bet it tasted horrible but the effect was so worth it! i wonder how we will ever hang on..

mom, may me and duk duk please borrow your credit card and order some surstr√∂mming, i mean, may we please order something important from amazon? we promise we will pay u back :) 

Monday, October 10, 2016

fall cleaning

mom, if u have to clean today can u please remember not to throw all my toyfriend guts away like u did last time? me and duk duk were saving them for hallowUKnowWhat. :)

Friday, October 7, 2016

wolf island

dear diary,
earlier this week, mom and dad took me to the beach, and needless to say we all had a lot of fun.  it was mostly a delicious eating trip, but we also got some quality beach time walkies in and it is very amazing what a difference a day makes. in fact, i wish duk duk could have come with us instead of choosing to go with chocobot and lulu the tiger and lil pink puppy to the land of make believe (which is very real than u very much, but not very accommodating to ferocious wolves because, well u know, ferocious. plus really where can u hide from a ferocious wolf when all the castles and forts and even the best hiding places are made of edible pink sparklepuff?).  anyhow, like i was saying i wish duk duk could have come with us as i am pretty certain we could have gotten him to fly on the second day we were there on account of the hurricane coming even though it was still pretty far off. plus parking was free because all the meters were wrapped up, so we could have stayed as long as we wanted to.
but even without duk duk and even with the hurricane coming, the beach was still a very nice place to visit and walk on because all that salty air can really clear a wolf's head and help him think and stink.
so, even though our stay at the beach was very brief, all in all we had a very lovely time. in fact, there is pretty much only one thing i wish could be just a little different, if only for just like, oh, thirty seven seconds...

hee hee, okay so i will probably be posting more about my visit on instagram and facebook later because now me and duk duk have to study for the test we have in ten minutes. i hope u have a wonderful day, diary.

b. :)

Wednesday, October 5, 2016

license to pedal

mom, if dad gets tired of driving us on errands, just remember i am a licensed pedal car professional :)

Monday, October 3, 2016

etsy fresh: the Ferocious Rainbow, fueled by imagination / powered by stink :)

I have no idea why I am so entertained by the thought of baxter and duk duk being little creative entrepreneurs, but the thought of them infusing their sensibilities in a product they most optimistically and wholeheartedly think the world will embrace delights me in ways that the real world, especially today's world, cannot.  I see them, gleefully plotting their packaging and marketing plan as they teeter on books stacked counter top high, diligently crafting their products as best a little wannabe wolf and a one winged wannabe falcon can, shoving each other and giggling and shoving each other some more, all while begoggled and masked to ensure the quality of their goods.  I see them, sprawled out on the floor by their laptop designing graphics, coming up with taglines born out brains infused with screamy loud Saturday morning cartoon commercials, and arguing over such finer points as which cartoon font best conveys ferocity while maintaining all important legibility.  And I see them, their friendship stretched in such humorous and absurd ways, but always coming back to common ground as they agree that brown is probably the most underappreciated of colors in the marketing and packaging world.

Today I just wanted share a special little appreciation coupon code for the shop. Good through end of day Monday 10/3 use code: ilikepoopiesnakes and receive 5% off your total purchase, including our most recent additions, baxter & duk duk's nifty thrifty and always gifty 2017 calendar, a certain little someone's totally new Christmas card, and something super Smelly special that a certain little wolf would now like to tell you about... :)

 hee hee, these solid smelly shapes we made were such a good idea for our next Smelly product offering, dontchoo think, duk duk? i mean, u can pretty much take them anywhere and smell them whenever u want.

yeppies, i am glad we decided to offer them as a set too because really how could u pick just one? 

what's that? oh mom stopped blabbing already? boy she was talking forever. ok, hang on, lemme get our graphics and stuff ready.

okay..and 3..2..1..

 ladeez and gentlemen! introducing the second in our series of the incredible baxter and duk duk's Smelly line of home fragrances, let me show u the cutest, most awesomest solid scented shape set ever designed by a wolf and a falcon, ladeez and gentlemen, my falcon friend and i are proud to introduce to you today the next best thing in personal ambient aroma experiences,  i give you, the Ferocious Rainbow!

that's right ladeez and gentlemen not only do u get these five power shapes of delightful stinks but you also this delightful box, designed and packaged by yours truly, perfect for gift giving and yes! protected by the super awesome and kind of tiny keepsake metal charm in the shape of a sup-er cute dachshund wolfy head staring intently at his prey! 

do not delay order today because quantities are limited on this one time makey because after we made these we used the molds for u do not wanna know, ladeez and gentlemen please feel free to click here to view our listing

or take a moment to enjoy our fine art house feature featuring the Ferocious Rainbow which we present to u now...


(psst - hey mom! mom! this is where u roll the video we made!! ) 

 okay and now with further adieu, our cinematic feature presentation featuring the Ferocious Rainbow :)

Friday, September 30, 2016

it takes a tiny team :)

well, duk duk, mom says we can only do the u know what only after the sun comes out and only after we help her with our new etsy listings for the fun fun smelly u know whats and for our super cool new christmas cards and super cool new 2017 budgety desk calendars.  so, u keep an eye out that way for the sun and i will keep an eye out over here. :) #comingverysoon #onlyatKalyxcraftopia

update: hooray you can find the listing for our calendar and new christmas holiday card
by clicking below. we have been experimenting with calculated shipping so just know that
as always we will gladly refund any shipping overage :)  (2017 calendar)   (set)  (single) 

Wednesday, September 28, 2016

mission impoopable

um,well...i would love to move, mom...but..i have it on good authority...that...the immediate trapped. :) 

Monday, September 26, 2016

veni vidi venue

well mom, i was thinking me and duk duk could have our slinky snakey derby here, on my ramp. that way pretty much any shape will roll except for maybe a mushie. and since it will not be raining inside and because i eat a diet rich in fiber, it is highly unlikely that a mushie will even happen really. well, unless lil pink puppy spills his slushie again but when we send out the evites we will be sure to say that no slushies will be allowed by the ramp under any circumstances. and we will put the slushie stand in the garage along with the dunk tank and foofie stink contest just to be sure.  so can we do it? please? :) 

Friday, September 23, 2016

a great disturbance in the Force

pssst, mom! can u tell if doctor miss erin is almost done back there with my light saber laser therapy? bc i have been really really really trying hard to hold it back, but i am sensing a great disturbance in the Force. if u know what i mean. :)

Wednesday, September 21, 2016

fair warning

well, okay mom, we can hold hands but please be careful because I would hate for u to be accidentally injured by the ferociousness of my paws. :) 

Monday, September 19, 2016

more news u can use :)

hee hee,  mom...

hey mom!!

u might want to put on a gas mask :)