Friday, January 18, 2019

risky business

well, it seems a little risky, mom, but if u say so...

do not worry, george, mom will have u back together and all spiffy and clean in no time. :)

Monday, January 14, 2019

love snack baby

well, okay, mom, thank u for telling me u love me, but, well, considering what the exchange rate is and everything.. u think maybe u can pay it to me in snackies?

Friday, January 11, 2019

peachy keen

mom, do u have time for a serious question? o goody. give me a sec just to get things situated..

okay, are things funnier here...

or are they funnier here? :)

Wednesday, January 9, 2019

have napkin will travel

okey dokey,mom, i am ready to goto chikky fil-a :)

Monday, January 7, 2019


hee hee, see? i told u i am still growing, mom. now can we please increase my kibble and snackie allowance? :)

Friday, January 4, 2019

the scentient sentinel

hee hee, dad, i’m pretty sure that is not how u use that thing.

no seriuously, dad, i’ve watched mom use it like a gazillion times and she never - i mean, u cannot be doing it right bc it doesn’t even smell in here and that pretty much is like the only reason why i personally would even consider - wait, what?

fixing it? what do u mean ?

but dad, i mean, if it is doing that all by itself...i mean, well, dontchoo see?? after all these years of “using” it, we were actually feeding it. and now, finally, it has evolved and become self aware and here u r taking its lid off trying to fix it when really there is nothing here at all to fix. in fact, we should be celebrating its ascent into sentience with like, a party or something really. not gutting it like some common - dad? dad r u even listening to me?

mom, can u please tell dad that he is interfering with a highly complex situation beyond his understanding and that he should put everything back and cease all operations immediately?

o and tell him if he finds any tightly wrapped packages of gummy worms marked top secret do not show duk duk on them - well if he finds anything like that, like behind its water tank or something, then i am pretty sure it did that. u know, because it became self aware and all. :)

Wednesday, January 2, 2019

smello 2019

hee hee, mom, do u think me and duk duk can add smell a thousand butts to our new years resolution list? :)

Monday, December 31, 2018

goodbye 2018

Once a year on this very day, for a very brief moment, tiny chumley becomes a tall little wolf, exposing his heart shaped tummy to the world in all its rounded pink glory so that we can say goodbye to the year that was. I'd love to say I remember why we started this tradition, but as with all things random, I don't. In fact, it's all I can do to remember to wear a different outfit every year for our photo, while mother nature lends a helping hand and takes care of the tweaks in the little kilebasa's appearance, swirling his underside in lighter shades of tummy pink and dappling it with dark little spots, while painting the rest of his body in wintery white using bolder, broader brush strokes. 

2018 was a challenging year for our tiny family in real life, but through it all we had our makey makes, and we had this little boy and his merry band of poop and gummy worm obsessed toyfriends, always there to remind us that beauty, love and acceptance comes in all shapes and sizes, and that joy and comfort is just a smelly laugh away.  Thanks, friends, for all the support and love in 2018. :)  

Friday, December 28, 2018

f is for ferocious:)

the little wolf knew that chomping fingers was not allowed. but frenchy fries? well they were a totally different story. :)

Wednesday, December 26, 2018

boba time :)

well, only because my head is still spinning from all the christmas candy me and duk duk ate yesterday, do u think i could please have a strawberry smoothie with double regular boba not popping boba with one swirly whippy cream and theee cherries on top? :)

Monday, December 24, 2018

merry christmas eve :)

The demands of real life have been especially challenging this year, and our tiny family trio is as grateful as ever for this little cyberslice of doxie joy, and the incredible friends who share it with us and enjoy the happy go lucky makings and musings of our two little ferocious best friends. To all our cyber family, the little kielbasa and I wish the most magical of holidays, filled with love, snackies and, of course, smelly rainbow swirlies. ❤️

Friday, December 21, 2018

to duk duk from your best friend baxter

hee hee, and that’s a wrap on my last present for duk duk!

okay, mom, now can me and duk duk write our letter to santa? bc, well, i mean, i realize as u can see here by all this bounty that me and duk duk got ourselves a lot of presents already, but...well, it would probably make sense to ask him for other stuff. just to, well, u know, help with the toxic odors that may or may not permeate the air when me and duk duk open the presents we are giving each other on christmas morning. :)

Wednesday, December 19, 2018

backseat gps

dad...hey dad, u r totally going the wrong way. the candy store is on the other side of town by the place that smells like cheetos and, no u missed like the most perfect place to make a u turn cuz now u r going to have to make a pooperdil across like eleventy lanes of traffic and
even during non holidays it is a pain in the poopertootie at this time of day.! omg u missed another chance to pick up the bypass and that would have saved us like, o, seven minutes of travel time. which is really important bc i am not getting any young-

-er. dad, seriously, if u want i can drive. just pull over and move my car seat to the front bc i like the xtra height so i can see over the hood...

oo dad, if u hang a derecho the chikky fil yay is only like fifty pedals beyond the intersection, and they give bonus treats every tootsday which
is pretty much every day if u know what i mean...

dad? dad?

mom, can we switch places cuz it seems dad cannot hear a word i am saying...

Monday, December 17, 2018

waiting :)

(sigh)...... (sigh).... mom...

why isn’t it christmas already?