Wednesday, January 18, 2017

something pretty this way comes :)

well mom, here, see? wolves can too use them. like this...

it is quite comfortable really.  especially for, u know, after a long day of digging, or,  say to warm your paws after a cold poopie outside. u know, stuff like that. and the purple flower stink i smell is actually quite relaxing when it is not in the form of a b-a-t-h. i have 2 say, i really like it!

but, if u insist, me and duk duk will write the etsy listings the way u would like and do everything u want. ..

...only, i am not exactly sure i can model them properly for pictures. :)


(hee hee, doot doot! come treat yourself to some lovely lavender and rice filled eye pillows by visiting our kalyxcraftopia etsy shop today! :) #notintendedforlittlewolvesorfalcons  #butperfectfortheirmamasandpapas)

Monday, January 16, 2017

etsy fresh: be still my beating heart

Well, real life got a little busy today so tiny chumley and I didn't finish all we wanted to today, but hooray - we did get to post our latest super cute and super wolfy valentine's day card,  which you can totally score here :)

Hopefully there will be a few more handmade goodies listing later this week so as baxter would say, stay tuned, my friends!! :)

Friday, January 13, 2017

table manners :)

(blink blink)...(blink)....(blink)...(blink blink)...(blink).......(blink)....(blink).......(blinkety blink)......(pfweeeeoooooOOOOOoooooOOOOOooop!)....(blink)..

mom, in case u were wondering, that makes seventy two seconds between foofies so technically i am holding up my end of the bargain and technically that means i get 2 lick your plate like u promised. :)

Wednesday, January 11, 2017

lessons for little wolf puppies: snow days are even funner when u share them with friends :)

hee hee, little miss julia, read the part again where the ferocious wolf tells goldilocks her breath really stinks and she's like, well your breath's not any better and he's like, yeah, well at least i can lick my butt! and she's like, well, i never! and he says, exactly. then she's all huffy like, why am i even in this story? and he's like, beats me. bye felicia! but then he realizes she did not leave him the basket of delicious snackies she brought and then he's like, o snap!

Monday, January 9, 2017

little pink fuzzy wolf secrets :)

well, yes, mom, this one is really nice and i appreciate u making it for me from sleeve u cut from the cashmere sweater u got at the thrift store but...well...hang on...

nopies he's not over there...

...aaaand okay, i think the coast is clear...

so, do u think u can maybe make me a onesie with footies from the pink fuzzy angora sweater that i saw u also got from the thrifty store? and, u know, we can just hide i mean keep it in your and dad's bed and i can wear it when we snuggle in the mornings? :)

Friday, January 6, 2017

how a wolf spends one warm wednesday in winter :)

hee hee, no need for a paw wash just yet, mom. i've got at least eleventy three thousand sixajillion holes left to dig and that's just in our backyard :)

Wednesday, January 4, 2017

little contractors

see mom? even with all of us inside we still totally have room for the mini fridge and the tv nobuddy uses in the guest bedrooom. and, if u approve our west wing addition plans, we can start work today to have a separate power line installed because i am pretty sure the stadium lighting will really stress the capacity of the circuit we currently share with george and your iron  :)

Monday, January 2, 2017

hello 2017 :)

hee hee, a ferocious, heart shaped tummy hello to you, 2017.  i hope we can be really good friends. :)

Saturday, December 31, 2016

goodbye 2016

mom, do u ever feel like u sort should have a lot to say but then u realize it will only bum u out so all u can really say is...
goodbye 2016. u were really weird.

Wednesday, December 28, 2016

hee haw and merry gorgemas :)

the little dachshund's eyes grew as wide as saucers when his mother finally opened the special tin that he recognized as his from christmases past. "o what a bounty of delights!" the little dachshund thought while he quickly devised his game plan, knowing as he did that he would have but moments to take whatever he wanted from his tin on this very special day.... :)

Saturday, December 24, 2016

twas the day before christmas :)

whoa, chocobot, i think u r right. no wonder all the little puppies were so pokey.  i'd go slow too cuz i mean really, u know what they say. smelly is as smelly does. and puppies - no offense lil pink puppy - but at that age, puppies really do not know their snakeys from their swirlies..

and look at that ferocious crow, he's all like, "haw haw, what a bunch of maroons. now u have nothing to put on your stoop!"..wait, what's that, lulu the tiger?  yeah i smell it, too.  let me ask her.

mom, how much longer do we have to read quietly and when it is finished cooling, may we each please have a slice of buttered cherry almond angel bread? :)

Wednesday, December 21, 2016

making spirits bright :)

hee hee, let's walk faster, dad! this cheer ain't gonna spread itself u know :)

Monday, December 19, 2016

three hundred fifty nine

oooooOOOooOoooo! yeah sure mom, go ahead and get the door. i will watch your cake 4 u.

boy that cake sure smells so delicious! i wonder if i just took a little...

..nopies. t minus six days until christmas. nopies. nosirree. not this wolfie. three hundred fifty nine hard earned days of being good. all me and duk duk's work to stay off the santa's naughty list will not be ruined by one teeny tiny nibble of super delicious smelling cake. no sir. not one tiny bite. not one teeny tiny itty bitty tasty bite. nosirree, not ruining christmas over one small bite of cake. besides, u know what they say..

go big or go home!! :)

Friday, December 16, 2016

primal instinct

um, mom, u might want to seek cover because once dad finishes administering my secret serum anti cootie booster pack, my primal instincts will be temporarily heightened and i am not certain i will be able to contain my ferocious wolfiness :)