Friday, August 28, 2015

have paws will travel

no need, mom, my nails will naturally wear down when me and duk duk go hiking with our old pupscouts troop this . i toldjoo about our trip, right? :)

Wednesday, August 26, 2015

discretionary discretion

psst - mom, can u please get my u know what spray? :) 

Monday, August 24, 2015

another brick in the wall

...hee hee, and last but not least, the u know what for the u know what so we can u know what!

boy, i sure thought it would stink that mom is making us make our own lunchy lunches this year for school, but, i think it is going to turn out quite nice, dontchoo think, everybuddy? 

i mean, we have so many good ideas, the hardest part was figuring out what not to pack for our first day of school, really. 

I sure hope we packed enough peanut butter and smelly jelly cuz once everybuddy sees how the u know what u know whats the U know whatter, they are all gonna want one. ooh - how are we doing on time? 

okay, duk duk and lil pink puppy, u guys keep working on getting our lunchy lunch box 2 shut,  and I will get out of my jammies and fire up the pedal car while chocobot and lulu the tiger get our backpacks and tell mom we are on our way :)

Friday, August 21, 2015

where wolves dare

nope, mom, not a mousey mouse. I think it is just a leaf. :)

Wednesday, August 19, 2015

#truefacts about...kisses & kibble

hee hee, yep it's true.  if the kisses i get every day from mom and dad were kibble, my tummy would explode. :)

Monday, August 17, 2015

the speed of time

Even though time seems to move agonizingly slow for tiny chumley when we are away and he is left home alone to howl into his baby cam to call for our return,  time also occasionally moves more quickly than he would like. And though he may be small and sometimes overlooked amidst a sea of chores and other such nonsense, the little kielbasa knows, as every dachshund is born to know, how to refocus priorities and recalibrate the speed of time, if even for just at most a week. 

mom, dontchoo think we have better things than this to do the week before school starts?? 

Friday, August 14, 2015


um, no, mister man in brown, there is nobuddy here by the name of bd poopsalot. and i checked with my mother just like u asked me to and nobuddy here is expecting any c.o.d. delivery of a mega fortress of magnitude quad suspension compound action hyper spring loaded tri bucket trebuchet.  but maybe, if i close this door and u pretend 2 walk away and bring it to the side of the house, u might find a tiger and a unicorn who might know a thing or two and they just might b able 2 help u. :)

Wednesday, August 12, 2015

midday in the garden of gruesome and gore

..yeah i know those stinky bassets totally deserved it. and besides, losing my digging privileges for two days and having to read this book isn't too bad really because well, a) it's raining out anyway, and b) do not tell mom, but this book has not been too bad so far, dontchoo think, duk duk?  i mean, sure there are words in it, but everybuddy knows u can just skip that stuff so long as there are pictures to look at.

and yeah, i submit that the pictures certainly could be way more gruesome. and i question whether this book is really a work of nonfiction like it thinks it is, because look at how close all the boys and girls are standing to each other.  nobuddy does that in real life. that's how u catch cooties.

but, hmmm, well, now that i've said that out loud, i take back what i said about these pictures not being very gruesome. because, well, since the girls are totally not standing over there, u just know that any moment the boys will turn into cootie infected zombies. and then things will really take a turn, what with the whole zombiefication process turning their eyes red, their feet into mighty meat tearing talons, and their beaks into razor sharp precision pecking instruments of gore. nobuddy would stand a chance and then the world would be ruled by zombies and nobuddy would care anymore where u pooped or how many gummy worms u ate or even bother with school or chores...

...boy i cannot wait 2 turn the page now, duk duk, can u? just stay close 2 me because i am pretty sure things are about 2 get super scary. :)

Monday, August 10, 2015

secret agent dog

mom, dontchoo u think the elves of rivendell were really secret dachshunds in disguise? 


Friday, August 7, 2015

fuzzy cute

hmmm, well I guess maybe, mom. but can u please do not tell duk duk about the extra gummy worm for doing my nails early? :) 

Wednesday, August 5, 2015

baxter and duk duk's teeny tiny stories for little puppies: the little shark

The little shark knew that things would look very funny if people ever saw him. He was, after all, a ferocious shark, and he had traveled many miles from the safety of the ocean to seek the treasure that his tummy had promised would be there if he only looked hard enough.  And now here he was, guided by his tummy to the vacant den of a little wolf, searching for his delicious bounty.

boy, this place stinks of bubbles and poopie clouds, the little shark thought to himself as he sniffed about the little wolf's den, and some fruity smell i cannot exactly place.  kind of like gummy fish only...hmmmm... Before the little shark could finish his thought, he spied what he thought to be his prize and ferociously chomped down on it as all sharks must do, with his eyes rolled back and ears firmly pressed back against his head to protect them from the awesomely loud crunch crunch crunchy sounds of...wait, nothing?  sheesh!, the little shark proclaimed. Clearly the little wolf had already eaten all the good crunchy gut parts and was saving the rest of the duk for later.

The little shark's tummy gurgled as he continued to shark around the den.  He had never seen a land trebuchet before but knew from school that it bore similarities to his and his best seal friend dunt dunt's ocean trebuchet. mostly in the tension spring mechanism and the moment arm, he remembered, which his visit now confirmed to be one hundred percent true.  The little shark's tummy grumbled louder.

After chomping on every animal he found in the little wolf's den and finding them devoid of their precious crunchy guts, the little shark began to wonder exactly what it was his tummy thought he would find here.  And then he spied it. A delicious bone he figured that was probably half the size of his body when the little wolf first found it, now only a third of his size because the little wolf had been chomping on it.  And now it was the little shark's turn to make it disappear. :)

Monday, August 3, 2015

il bassotto flatulento aiuta suo padre a rendere mozzarella

...hee hee, okay dad, now that the curds have formed the next thing u have 2 do and this is very very important...


hee hee hee, u have 2 cut the cheese!!  :) :)

Friday, July 31, 2015

the princess and the unicorn

hee hee, before you take the picture, please make sure my buns are even, mom.  princess leia's buns are always even. :)

I'm not sure what I find so endearing about this behind the scenes picture from our little unicorn appreciation day shoot, but whatever the reason, it seems like a perfect photo to close the week. Go out and make your fun this weekend, even if it means getting help from your mom to put on your Leia buns :) 

Wednesday, July 29, 2015

happy unicorn appreciation day :)

The slow, hot days of summer vacation can go by a little faster when there are unicorn holidays to celebrate, made up songs based on Christmas carols to sing, and happy go lucky friends to share them with. :)  



 happy unicorn appreciation day my friends :)