mom, if it doesn't stop raining this weekend, do u think me and duk duk can build an ark?
Friday, October 2, 2015
Wednesday, September 30, 2015
Monday, September 28, 2015
Friday, September 25, 2015
Hello my friends, it's me, Baxter, your roving rover reporter, reporting to you today about something this is really not as far away as u think it might be. That's right, I am reporting about Christmas, because me and duk duk and mom have all been working very hard to make sure all our duks, er, robots, are in a row and everybuddy who missed out on a super cool robot doxie ornament last year can get one or two or u know, more this year before we are all made out. So whether u like your super cute robot dachshund ornament adorned with festive red toys or teeny bow tied gifts, or with glittery poop or awesome disco balls, hopefully we've got u covered. Which is why we also thought we would start offering our first litter very soony soon so that way it is one less thing u have to worry about during the actual holiday season. Cuz you know, why worry about whether your precious package will arrive in time when u can just get it now, with plenty of time to spare? So if you are thinking like us and would like to shop early and get while the getting's good, our first litter will be ready for adoption on Sunday 10/4/2014 at 8:00PM EST. But why let me tell you that, when I've got super cute helpers that can do even better than me?....
hee hee, robot doxie litter numbero uno - assemble formation pyramid, salutations announce!!
Wednesday, September 23, 2015
see, mom? one hundred percent wolf fangs. now may i please have some meat??:) :)
pssst - wooty hoo! for our supercool and long time friends who read our blog and also happen to notice and carefully read fine print, me and duk duk will be posting to our Etsy shop a special pre-announcement tiny litter of robot doxie christmas ornaments this Thursday 9/24/2015 at 4:00PM EST. this litter will only be available for adoption until 9:00PM EST at which time the etsy postings will be deactivated so everything can stay secret until we are ready with our official robot rollout in the next few days. if u r reading this from facebook please help keep this event special and do not post any facebook comments referencing this special event :)
Monday, September 21, 2015
(sniff sniff) hee hee hee (sniff sniff) - o boy that was a doozy!
okay, i'm gonna say chocobot because it smells like doughnuts mixed with destiny. am i right?
yessssssss! okay everybuddy, keep or put your mask on cuz it's chocobot's turn to guess next. (fumble fumble fumble)
oh wait, go hide everybuddy, i think i hear mom coming...
why hello mother. it is so nice 2 see u. no, i have not seen duk duk or chocobot or lulu the tiger or lil pink puppy. in fact, i have been working my homework just like u asked me to do an hour ago.i have already outlined three essays in my head and duk duk was going to help me write it all - wait, what was that? why am i wearing what, mom? :)
Wednesday, September 16, 2015
you would think after all this time, the tushie man might remember what to touch and not to touch when he comes for my annual checkup. but every year, just in case to make sure he remembers, me and duk duk always like to make sure it is abundantly clear. and every year, no matter how we say it, it seems he does not listen.
i sure hope next year mom finally finishes making me my rubber pants.
Monday, September 14, 2015
the sleepover me and duk duk hosted for the little misses this past weekend was quite a success, but unfortunately i cannot tell u much about it because what happens at motel bark and quack stays at motel bark and quack. so I will leave u with just one question - does anybuddy know how to get pink glitter nail polish off duk feet?
Friday, September 11, 2015
Wednesday, September 9, 2015
hee hee, choo choo! hurry little miss sarah! we have to catch up!! choo choo! almost there...almost there...
hee hee, yeah, so this is my anti cootie mobile and over there is where u stay, Cassie. like, do not even bother thinking about coming over here 2 lick me because all I have to do is pull my head in and zip the flap and voila, nana nana boo boo. so do not even try it, nosiree.
choo choo! choo choo! hee hee yep, what a great idea this was. I am totally protected from big dogs, panty dogs, barky dogs, girl dogs that do not know how to stay over there (hint hint present company included). I mean seriously, what's not to love about..oo hey...
um, Cassie, can u please poop on that leaf for me? :)
Monday, September 7, 2015
nope nope nopies nope. not gonna happen nope nope no thank u nope nope nopies nope...mom, cooties...nope nope nopies nope..mom, she's gonna...nope nope no thank u no picture is worth - nope nope...mom I really think we should..
eeeks incoming! incoming! bwoop bwoop! someone activate emergency contamination protocol Cassie-alpha-8 and tell duk duk to get my shower cap and fill the bath immediately with undiluted maximum strength anti-cootie formula!! bwoop bwoop!!
Sunday, September 6, 2015
Friday, September 4, 2015
Wednesday, September 2, 2015
"ooooOOOOooOOoOOooo!" the little dachshund exclaimed. The little dachshund had lived with his loving family long enough to know that any time he was asked to put a napkin in his collar and wait by his little orange table, tiny lunch - and therefore something tummylicious - was always about to be served. But the sight before him exceeded any expectations he and his bottomless tummy could have ever imagined.
"look, duk duk, everything is round!"
The little dachshund eagerly sniffed at the delicious treats. "yippee, cherry tomato! and raspberry! and..." He nose wiggled wildly, sniffing at the last, curious dish. "hmmm, meatball? made of...chick- no wait, not chicken...no, not turkey exactly...maybe it's a combination of..o i know! turduck-" Glancing quickly at his best toyfriend beside him and fighting back the urges of his inner wolf, the little dachshund stopped himself just in time. "i smell turds and ucken! boy, it is a shame mom said u r allergic to ucken, duk duk, otherwise u could totally have some."
"well, i guess there is no time like the present, right, duk duk? it's time for tiny lunchy lunch!" And the little dachshund happily gobbled his meatball and raspberry and tiny tomato, knowing that tiny lunchy lunch would be repeated again and again, until finally lunchy lunch was over. :)