baxter mortified, friends weigh in

Baxter the Dachshund is said to be mortified after pictures circulating the internet were misinterpreted by the public yesterday. "He's really embarrassed," said snaggletoothed toyfriend Beaver. "He was only doing what his mom made him do, ya know? Those girly things, they're gonna be donated to the local wiener dog rescue for that there wiener dog day fundraiser raffle. All this was for a good cause, ya know?"

Asked how pictures got onto the internet, Mr. Beaver responded, "Duk Duk and Baxter, they're always pranking each other, and well, none of us toyfriends woulda figured it would get as big as this."






Pupperazzi pictures of Baxter hiding under his blankie yesterday night seem to confirm Baxter's state of embarrassment and provide convincing evidence that Baxter the Dachshund is indeed a boy, or at least was one as indicated by the tatooed N on his right hind quarter. "Baxter would like to thank everybody for the support he has received and wants everybody to know that he and Duk Duk remain as good as friends as ever. And I can assure you Baxter ain't a girl and he don't dress like one neither," said Mr. Beaver, "not that there's anything wrong it."