still life :)

uh nopies, mom, there's nobuddy here but us statues and statutes never get in trouble. well, unless u #blink :) 

just another makey Monday :)

hee hee okay mom u can take pictures but keep them fuzzy because our Halloween costumes are top secret and even though this is just a fit model based on the pattern u drew up from scratch, u just never know who might put 2 and 2 together and that would b a total disaster. and 2 answer your question, I agree it is a little bunchy and baggy back there even 4 me. I cannot imagine what it would feel like now if zorro never visited me when I was a puppy and he never took away my u know whats. I do not even like it when I poop a Loki.

oh yes, totally take it in. that feels much better. what's that? o, well , u know how when u accidentally eat a toyfriend thread, and u do not know u ate a toyfriend thread til, u know, it comes out, but it always comes out last and it keeps all the u know what that came out first just hanging around? and no matter how hard u try to get rid of the u know what that's hanging from your butt it just keeps hanging around? well a pooping a Loki is that. because no matter how hard u try to get rid of the real Loki , he just keeps hanging around. it happened in Thor one and it happened in Thor two and it even happened in avengers 1, remember?

and pretty much the only person who can really get rid of Loki is Thor, which is why sometimes from the backyard when dad takes me out for u know what, u might hear me asking dad to Thor me, which now u know would be for obvious reasons. 

yep, I'm pretty happy with the range of motion and the leg length is pretty good too. but I feel like the tail hole should be moved up and if we are going to do that then maybe we can also make the legscye a little bigger just to, u know, optimize things?  if u draw it with a sharpie I can tell u if it is right or not.

yeppies like that. oh snap it is almost time for me and duk duk and chocobot and lulu the tiger and lil pink puppy to pedal to school! I sure hope duk duk remembered to pack the trebuchet today. lemme get off the table and round everybuddy up..

o and mom, do not forget to take the fuzzy filter off the iPhoney and text me during study hall if u have any measurement questions :)

little souvenirs

 


oooOOOoooOOOOOooooooOooo! me so likey, dontchoo, duk duk? i do not have my reading glasses on but let's see if i can read what it is. pee..no - pet.. key.. cover. oh, pet key cover,  for pets who have keys! yesss, finally we can stop mixing up my key with your key for the u know whats because u know whating u know whats the u know what and then u know what u know whats. hee hee let's see what else mom got us...

wooty! a tiny crankshaft music box!  we can mount this on the dashboard of our pedal car,  hook the crank up to the driveshaft, and voila, sunshine even on the days when we have 2 pedal to school in the rain!! 

oo nice! mom even got us a book  that looks interesting enough to actually read. i sure hope google translator works on printed books. but if not, i guess we can always just look at the pictures like we always do anyway, only this time we will have to turn the pages from left 2 right i see. i guess wolves in japan are predominantly left pawed maybe? anyhow, this supercool book sure looks interesting and i sure hope it is scratch n stiff, dontchoo, duk duk? with plenty of butts in it, for obvious reasons. 

wait, is that it? okay okay, no need to beak me, duk duk. lemme ask her..

 

 mom, a) thank u very much for these lovely presents u got me and duk duk on your trip. b) they were very thoughtful and we very much appreciate them.  and c) um, well, didjoo happen to maybe also get us something, o, u know, something gummy for our tummies? :) :)

 

c u next wednesday

It's time again for tiny chumley and my big boyfriend to break out that big block of cheese and plan their boys only visits to the chikky fil a drive thru.  I'll be away for a bit, and although there may be occasional posts on Facebook and Instagram and Twitter, our posts here will resume two Wednesdays from now.  Which in blog posting time is only three blog posts away, but I know for tiny chumley will be an eternity.

mom, I really do not see why u cannot take me and dad with you - dad can drive us like he always does and by me being here instead of my snoozer,  just look at how much room I am already not take not taking up.   :)

seven days and seven nights

mom, if it doesn't stop raining this weekend, do u think me and duk duk can build an ark?

#tinylunch

oh goody! another episode of #tinylunch! and, no wait, can it be? yessss! delicious tiny banana steak! :) 

no peeking

sorry, dad, no peeking not even during preliminary fittings. :) #topsecrethalloween
 

psst - pass it on :)

Hello my friends, it's me, Baxter, your roving rover reporter, reporting to you today about something this is really not as far away as u think it might be.  That's right, I am reporting about Christmas, because me and duk duk and mom have all been working very hard to make sure all our duks, er, robots, are in a row and everybuddy who missed out on a super cool robot doxie ornament last year can get one or two or u know, more this year before we are all made out.   So whether u like your super cute robot dachshund ornament adorned with festive red toys or teeny bow tied gifts, or with glittery poop or awesome disco balls, hopefully we've got u covered.  Which is why we also thought we would start offering our first litter very soony soon so that way it is one less thing u have to worry about during the actual holiday season.  Cuz you know, why worry about whether your precious package will arrive in time when u can just get it now, with plenty of time to spare? So if you are thinking like us and would like to shop early and get while the getting's good, our first litter will be ready for adoption on Sunday 10/4/2014 at 8:00PM EST.  But why let me tell you that, when I've got super cute helpers that can do even better than me?....

hee hee, robot doxie litter numbero uno - assemble formation pyramid, salutations announce!!

  

one hundred percent

see, mom? one hundred percent wolf fangs. now may i please have some meat??:) :)

 

pssst - wooty hoo! for our supercool and long time friends who read our blog and also happen to notice and carefully read fine print, me and duk duk will be posting to our Etsy shop  a special pre-announcement tiny litter of robot doxie christmas ornaments this Thursday 9/24/2015 at 4:00PM EST. this litter will only be available for adoption until 9:00PM EST at which time the etsy postings will be deactivated so everything can stay secret until we are ready with our official robot rollout in the next few days.   if u r reading this from facebook please help keep this event special and do not post any facebook comments referencing this special event :)

bandanarama

 

 

 

(sniff sniff) hee hee hee (sniff sniff) - o boy that was a doozy! 

 

okay, i'm gonna say chocobot because it smells like doughnuts mixed with destiny. am i right?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

yessssssss! okay everybuddy, keep or put your mask on cuz it's chocobot's turn to guess next. (fumble fumble fumble)

 

oh wait, go hide everybuddy, i think i hear mom coming...

 

 

 

why hello mother. it is so nice 2 see u. no, i have not seen duk duk or chocobot or lulu the tiger or lil pink puppy. in fact, i have been working my homework just like u asked me to do an hour ago.i have already outlined three essays in my head and duk duk was going to help me write it all - wait, what was that? why am i wearing what, mom? :)

pantalones de goma

dear diary,
you would think after all this time, the tushie man might remember what to touch and not to touch when he comes for my annual checkup. but every year,  just in case to make sure he remembers, me and duk duk always like to make sure it is abundantly clear. and every year, no matter how we say it, it seems he does not listen.

i sure hope next year mom finally finishes making me my rubber pants.

toodley-doo!
b. :)

the monday after

dear diary,

the sleepover me and duk duk hosted for the little misses this past weekend was quite a success, but unfortunately i cannot tell u much about it because what happens at motel bark and quack stays at motel bark and quack. so I will leave u with just one question - does anybuddy know how to get pink glitter nail polish off duk feet? 

toodley-doo!

b :)

otoscopic :)

hee hee, wait, mom - just hold them up a little longer. i am pretty sure i can hear the ocean! :)

wolf wagon

hee hee, choo choo! hurry little miss sarah! we have to catch up!! choo choo! almost there...almost there... 

hee hee, yeah, so this is my anti cootie mobile and over there is where u stay, Cassie. like, do not even bother thinking about coming over here 2 lick me  because all I have to do is pull my head in and zip the flap and voila, nana nana boo boo. so do not even try it, nosiree.

choo choo! choo choo! hee hee yep, what a great idea this was. I am totally protected from big dogs, panty dogs, barky dogs, girl dogs that do not know how to stay over there (hint hint present company included). I mean seriously, what's not to love about..oo hey...

um, Cassie, can u please poop on that leaf for me? :)

the cassieodrama strain

nope nope nopies nope. not gonna happen nope nope no thank u nope nope nopies nope...mom, cooties...nope nope nopies nope..mom, she's gonna...nope nope no thank u no picture is worth - nope nope...mom I really think we should..

eeeks incoming! incoming! bwoop bwoop! someone activate emergency contamination protocol Cassie-alpha-8 and tell duk duk to get my shower cap and fill the bath immediately with undiluted maximum strength anti-cootie formula!! bwoop bwoop!!

happy sunday :)

May your Sunday be filled with tiny happy dreams :)

wakey wakey

ruhhhh? well, maybe just a few minutes more? dad kept hogging the bed all night long... :)

everything is round :)

"ooooOOOOooOOoOOooo!" the little dachshund exclaimed.  The little dachshund had lived with his loving family long enough to know that any time he was asked to put a napkin in his collar and wait by his little orange table, tiny lunch - and therefore something tummylicious - was always about to be served.  But the sight before him exceeded any expectations he and his bottomless tummy could have ever imagined.

"look, duk duk,  everything is round!"

The little dachshund eagerly sniffed at the delicious treats.  "yippee, cherry tomato! and raspberry! and..." He nose wiggled wildly, sniffing at the last, curious dish. "hmmm, meatball? made of...chick- no wait, not chicken...no, not turkey exactly...maybe it's a combination of..o i know! turduck-" Glancing quickly at his best toyfriend beside him and fighting back the urges of his inner wolf, the little dachshund stopped himself just in time. "i smell turds and ucken! boy, it is a shame mom said u r allergic to ucken, duk duk, otherwise u could totally have some."















"well, i guess there is no time like the present, right, duk duk? it's time for tiny lunchy lunch!" And the little dachshund happily gobbled his meatball and raspberry and tiny tomato, knowing that tiny lunchy lunch would be repeated again and again, until finally lunchy lunch was over. :)

back seat maker

(skreeEEEeee) (wham wham wham) (skreeeee) (wham wham wham) (pfweeEEEEooooo) (wham wham wham) (skreeeEEEEeee) (wham wham wham)

hee hee hee - peeeee-ew!  hey dad, less cheese cutting and more wood cutting please - my new cushy comfy window perch isn't gonna make itself u know :)

have paws will travel

no need, mom, my nails will naturally wear down when me and duk duk go hiking with our old pupscouts troop this . i toldjoo about our trip, right? :)