squeaky love

mom says i have to practice my writing which is like a total downer cuz it's saturday, right? plus i wrote a limerick earlier in the week and that was like a whole new thing for me to learn. But she says if i do it then we can go to doxie playgroup after we pick up dad from the airport, so i guess it all works out.



anyway, today i thought i would write about my uncle smidge. not that i have a lot to say about him cuz i haven't met him yet, but sometimes he sends me things and how can u not love that? this is a picture of him from like three years ago when mom and dad visited his house. he's a mini who used to be kinda chubby but dad says he's not so sausagey now since the vet put him on a diet a while back when smidge's mom and dad left him there while they were on vacation. a diet! holy cow, can u imagine that?? boy that would stink, bein away from mom and dad AND not gettin nearly enough chow. i would totally wanna break out of that joint if i knew how to do that sort of thing. maybe if mom and dad ever board me, i can bring duk duk cuz together i am sure we can come up with a plan if we need to. but let's hope that doesn't have to happen, ever. boarding, i mean. seriously. mom and dad r u reading this?



now, i guess the real reason why mom has me writing today is to talk about the package i got from uncle smidge yesterday. o happy day, he sent me a new toy! i named it squeaky, cuz, well it squeaks. at least for now. i haven't quite killed it yet cuz i am waiting til dad comes home. i figure he might want to chew on it, too, and it's a lot funner to do that when it squeaks. in fact, maybe i should bring it with me to the airport so he can work on it while we drive to playgroup. i am sure after a long trip he would enjoy chewing on my new toy. i know i would.





so that's my report. i hope it is long enough. oh, and thank you uncle smidge for the really swell gift!


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3rd Grade English - Blog Assignment