naked brunch

dear diary,
um, i'm not exactly sure what happened yesterday, except all i remember is that the easter bunny finally did show up to my party and he brought tons of jellybeans and rawhide, and, like, today i woke up and found myself like this. um, just the naked part. the standing on the table part i'm doing now cuz i'm looking for my stuff. i am hoping i just got a little hot playing hopscotch with everybody and that my collar and my easter bonnet that mom made me are around here somewhere. otherwise i am in big trouble with mom and dad and who wants that?

hey, u don't think that duk duk, bunnito bunnalini, and that wascally easter wabbit hid them, do u? cuz nuthin really happened on april fools' day like last year, and now this happens. boy if they did take my stuff, i'll give them all such a pinch when i find them! especially duk duk, cuz i haven't pranked him in forever.

well, i'm gonna look under the sofa now cuz i kinda remember we also played hide n seek yesterday. ya know, that easter bunny is a lot of fun when he's not hidin my stuff. i wonder if all bunnies are a lot funner than i thought...

nah, i'll still keep chasin em.

toodles!
b.