fringlish

dear diarhee,
afterrr much dee-liberation eet was decided zat our journey must still go on, only now een maggie's name and so today eez day deux of our great archeological digging journee to zee africa by vay of australia unt zee center of zee earth.  unt as zhou can see theengs are going vereee, ow u say, slowlee. mostlee because zere is a dee-ference of - what it is? - opeenion , regharding zee bathing unt zee schoolverk zat ees required of myself unt my jouetamis associates.  mom says ve must do both everyzeeday, but i say, vy bother vit eezer? but now ere i sit writing to u from zee bubblee bathtub.

aneee-ow, i must go as my companion zee duk duk eez getting tired of floating in zee tub like a rubber duckee unt i still must scrub behind my ears before ve both can leave so i must bid u...

toodley-zee-do!
b :)