dear mrs teacher,
please excuse baxter poopie bottoms from school today. as u can see he is not feeling very well and neither is duk duk the magnificent. please do not bother calling me with their assignments today because i am sure they will catch back up upon their return. though i cannot guarantee baxter's butt will be any less stinky.
thank u for understanding and if u would, please send lil pink puppy home early so he can finish decrusting our wii.
yours truly,
mrs baxterpoopiebutt and duk duk's mom
6 comments:
Good one Baxter. Can you write me one to gets out of P.E. Cause you know us short leggeds don't like to do any exercise that doesn't involve treats. Sasha.
Careful Baxter buddy, you don't want a bad deportment grade on your Permanent Record, 'cause, well, you know...its Permanent! My mom told me that so it must be right. Right?
Little buddy,
Oskar
"A" for effort!! Or perhaps this is your creative writing assignment? Rhett wants to know if he can copy this for later!
hee hee sasha, duk duk - i mean my mom - wrote this but i will ask her becuz i am totally with u on the pe thing! why do we have to learn how to swim even? we r ground dogs! :)
uh oh, really oskar? but what if u know, it wasn't your idea or anything butchoo went along with it becuz um well u know your best friend had an idea and u wanted to work on a certain pumpkin project 2day and stuff?
hee hee, rhett, if i were u i might leave out the poopie bottoms part. i think that is what did us in. well that, and mom finding the note before we could get lil pink puppy to take it 2 school with him. :O
Wow... that's a totally believable note... yes, I'm sure she'll buy it.
pawhugs, Max
Great Baxter:) Looks like you emulated a toothache rather well.
Mocha Barney, Ashley Pumpernickel and Winniechurchill
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