so diary, u know how lil pink puppy spilled a monkey chow milkshake all over our wii and how it went kablooey shortly thereafter and how we kinda left it in the laundry room to dry since it was rainy out all that week and how we sorta got in trouble cuz we didn't tell mom and after a week the laundry room smelled like we played a guess whose foofie game in there even though we didn't but we were playing that game only we were playing upstairs and then mom sniffed us out and us to stop but our wii was still all crusty and kablooey? well after we decided to pool together all the glitter and kibble and worms that we were saving from our flaming headless pumpkin robot project, we finally had enough to take the wii to the fixit shop, and so it is still there and we could not play with the wii this weekend and so me and duk duk decided to ask mom if she would buy us a unicycle and two helmets and after she said no and after we asked her if duk duk could use her sewing machine to make parachutes for lil pink puppy and chocobot while i set up the diving board off the deck and after she said no to that, well, i guess asking mom if i could go down the slide at the playground didn't seem like such a big deal. and so u guessed it - i did! with a little help from my mom of course. but next time methinks i will bring scooby doo cuz he would be much more super slidey slipperiffic and then i could just ride him down like a surfboard and then mom could even take pictures!
anyhoo, diary, today i have to study for my vocabulary quiz and write a book report on a book i have not read yet. and u know what that means. i sure hope they have romeo n juliet on netflix!
toodley-doo!
b. :)
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I'm sure you'll find it on Netflix... at least I hope you do, cuz you got some reading to do if they don't. But think about it ... it couldn't take longer to read the play than it would to watch it. So it all evens out. Have a great day.... I want more pictures of the slide... That's for sure.
pawhugs, Max
"Iffn you don't watch Romeo and Juliet, you can always see 'The Flintstones movie' instead." Guinness
You sure have been keeping mom on her toes. It sounds like you have been a bit mischievous, but I am sure duk duk has put you up to most of it. :)
dear baxter
me thinks you seem a lttle bored?
i have a nice idea for you.
next time,yourmom doesnt look , when you are in the garden,you take i beautifull,wet,and stinky pine cone with you in our house.
(psst,your mom shouldnt see it)
than you have to bite it in veeerrry small pieces,wich you must hide in every place you find.
moms are really happy to find that pieces in their shoes,in the bed or any place where they could step on it.
with luck,you have fun the whole day,following her and watch her getting mad by searching your hided treasures
in the whole house.sooo much fun.
you have to try it.
it works EVERY time.
have fun
yours
sammy
Baxter, aww cabin fever setting in a bits early for you, too I sees. I sugest skip the romieo and juliet or whatever that book was cause it is for peeps. There is nothing wiener dog in it. I knows. Just a bunch of silly humans getting in trouble, mating, and dying. Book report would be very short. Now, the books I like are Dog Days: A Year in the Oscar Mayer Wienermobile (no doxies in it though, but quite a lot of hot dog puns) and Hallo-wiener for a seasonally fun read. Your friend Sasha.
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