picture with santa

dear dairy,
so maybe u know by know that even though santa is really nice and gives me presents and everything, i sorta think he is also very scary to meet in person and so u know, besides mom not having a picture of me on santa's lap, most of my communication with him is by letter or email and for the past four years that has worked very well for me and for duk duk too.  but somebuddy at preschool told lil pink puppy about the santa's lap and picture thing and next thing i know,  lil pink puppy asked me n duk duk if we would take him to get a picture with mall santa.  needless 2 say it was a very big dilemma bcuz on the one paw i could tell lil pink puppy was really looking forward 2 it and on the other paw, i was really not looking forward it, and on the other back paws, duk duk and chocobot wanted 2 stay home and play on the wii.

but light bulb!  lucky for us i had a holiday hoodie that mom got on clearance last year and so while chocobot pretended to dial santa to come to our house for a cup of hot monkey chow milkshake (he had 2 pretend because he actually does have santa on speed dial but it is for emergencies only this time of year), i slipped into the hoodie while duk duk set up our picture with santa booth.  and since i did not have a beard and lil pink puppy might recognize me, why of course i slipped on my lucha mask.  because u know santa is a really good luchador, too,  right?  almost as good as me, only his performance is really encumbered by his red robe. which explains why duk duk beat m- uh, santa - in the post picture lucha lucha match. i'm just sayin.

anyhoo, our picture with santa booth was a hit and lil pink puppy got to tell santa everything he wanted for christmas  and we printed it out just like u would at a real mall and the best part? well of course the picture and the no scary santa thing, and the hot monkey chow milkshakes! :)

toodley-doo!
b. :)