go west

dear diary,
with christmas over and school not starting for another week, me n duk duk n chocobot n lil pink puppy were almost getting bored and then we thought, why not take the train and do just like the pet shop boys and go west to visit my cousin jasper?  which is a super idea because now that i have my sheriff's outfit, i think i jasper will be better able to tell me apart from the sheep he likes herding so much.  and with my cowboy hat, methinks i will fit in very well with the local scenery which i learned in school is whatchoo want to do, especially in rome for some reason although i am sure it applies to the great sand and cactus filled deserts of the wild west.  

anyhoo, so as u can see me n duk n chocobot n lil pink puppy are all packed up for our adventure and maybe on the train ride we will work on our new year resolutions but for now i must say hasta luego pardner, bcuz soon it will be time to board our train and as we will be in western coach class, methinks there will not be any internet, only telegraph. which i think will make it very difficult to watch netflix,  but duk duk says he knows morse code well enough that it should not be a problem otherwise it is gonna be one long foofie filled trip.

toodley-doo!
b. :)