u r invited : stinko de mayo

 Hey everybuddy, it's me, Baxter, your roving rover reporter, only today I am not reporting to you, I'm inviting you, to me n duk duk's first ever worldwide Stinko de Mayo celebration on this Saturday, May 5th.  Now, you may not know about the ancient Mayo aliens that visited our planet long ago, but we do, because we just turned in a report on them for our history class  (thank goodness for dukkipedia!).  Anyhoo, the aliens chose to land in what we now call Mexico 5 gajillion years ago on May 5th and needless to say because their journey was so long that when the door to their spacecraft opened, well, let's just say the only thing that people remember about them other than introducing poopie snakes into the planet's ecosystem is how stinky they were.  And just as quickly as the Mayo aliens came, they left! And although the people of earth were very sad to see the Mayo aliens go, they were equally happy that their stink was gone and that the they left such wonderful poopie snakes.  So to honor this occasion they carved out a great canyon in the arid region of what was then upper Mexico,  and vowed to celebrate this occasion annually on the day of their arrival, May 5th.  Only for some reason as millions of years passed, people forgot about this wonderful holiday and not very much is known about how it is celebrated.  So yeah u know after reading all that we had to do something about it.  Only we thought, why limit the celebration to Mexico when the whole world can celebrate? So this Saturday, May 5th, me and duk duk hope you will join us in celebrating this very special day in however fashion you see fit.  And, we even created a Stinko de Mayo facebook event so u can put it on your  calendar and everything!  Just remember though, as the surgeon general reminds us,  please stink responsibly.

This is Baxter your roving rover reporter wishing you a very happy Wednesday !! :)