basically, technically, ipso facto

...two, three, four, five. five snackies! .... wait, five snackies??

mom, although heavily discounted, technically, the wolf surveillance package u r paying for is based on a twenty four hour daily rate. yesterday, with the fall back to eastern standard time, an extra hour of wolf overtime surveillance was incurred. 

so, as per paragraph eleventy, section pee o nine point number one of our standard wolfing contract states , triple zillion time and a half will be applied to a wolf’s entire day of  work on days where overtime is incurred, with payment in full due promptly at the end of each daily protection cycle.  so, basically, technically, ipso facto, u can have the dump truck deliver the rest of my snackie payment any time now, or we can work out a payment plan :)